A few choice quotes from the 9-year-olds who wrote this page...

"At the raidz, have a clear and focused message - delay the lulz until we have the serious stuff out of the way"

(Want to be taken seriously? Don't talk like you're part of the lolcats.)

"We will then make merry. (cakes or other food might be a bad idea - scifags dressed as anons could hand out poisoned food - note: do not accept cakes from anyone, nor give them. You can't be posioned if you're certain of the source, and you can't be accused thereof if you're not sharing.)"

(Tinfoil hat much?)

"# Bring a Nintendo DS for pictochat cross team communication and organization. Please keep irrelevant material off the channels. "

Organization 'skillz' learned in elementary school.

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Do I really need to go on? This scout troop really needs to work on their social skills before they try to take on a 'church' with a unified protest.

I wish I could make it to the protest. Good luck to all of the plimers who are out there today, taking on the org.

What are you protesting? What are your goals? If you got everything you wanted, what would happen?

You obviously don't know anything about Anonymous or the internet.

Where do you think "lolcats", as you call them, came from?

As for the safety precautions taken, they are absolutely necessary. Google "fair game policy" if you don't believe me.

Anonymous doesn't need social skills. They way the operate has worked for a long time, why change it because some guy on a B-list news site doesn't think we have the ability to do it?

I can understand that you are not able to grasp the concept of a bunch of young people doing something big, but just watch, Anonymous isn't going away any time soon, the internet s bigger than you think.

I know it seems that we are all just a bunch of teenagers, but I've spoken to doctors, lawyers, mothers, fathers, actors, and even a grandfather, all working for the cause,

I cannot speak for Gam, but I cannot stand cults. They have ruined my family.

Before I was born, my uncle "found god" after he joined some cult. He would lock himself in his room for days, speaking in tounges and drawing demonic pictures. Things got out of hand, and he thought he was the messiah, and started dressing in all white. One day, him, and my great uncle and my crazy messiah-uncle, decided to test fate. My uncle shot my great uncle in the head (how he lived i do not know). My uncle then decided to shoot my Grandma, who was in the other room. My dad quickly pulled my grandma out of the house before she was shot. My Dad then went back into the house, and called 911. My uncle attacked my Dad, and the phone was left off the hook. The cops came, and shot my uncle 3 times, killing him. Days after, they listened to the 911 tape, and they could hear my uncle chanting in tounges in a demonic voice from when the phone was left off the hook. Doctors later said he was schizophrenic. 2 months later, I was born.

Thats why I protest. I dont want that to happen to other families.

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Sounds to me like you should be protesting schizophrenia.

I second all of these questions. Are you hoping to wipe scientology from the face of the earth so that it no longer exists and no one practices it?

Does no one realize that persecuting a "religion" is the best way to ensure its longevity?

On a side note: wouldn't it be awesome to see anonymous put all of this energy toward protesting George Bush's war in Iraq?

Yes. The scifags must be purged from the face of the earth, so that it may begin to recover from the massive amounts of fail. Anonymous is the cure to the incredible f****try that is the "Church".

Anonymous doesn't persecute, it destroys.

And who really gives two s**ts about dubya anymore? He's got a few months left, let it the f**k go.

No, I don't. And neither do you. You don't know if this 'anonymous' is the same one as the ones who operated 10, 50, 100, or even 1000 years ago. There have always been protestors and 'rebels' and sometimes they hide behind masks and other times they stand out in the open. Nonviolence in protest is nothing new.

Because the Government doesn't listen to kids. Want to make some Real change in a government, approach them from their level. Go up to any senator and tell him that your 'epic raidz were total win on the scifags' and he's going to walk right past you.. and you won't even get him to listen to your ideas for change.. What were they again? Oh yes, you didn't say them.

B-list news site? Um.. Why exactly are you attacking plime? What have the people on this news site done to deserve YOUR ire?

Sorry, but they're not on the same page or league as the person who wrote this. Doctors, lawyers, even adults have their own agenda. They petition congress, they lobby for change, they understand that in order to show that the Church of Scientology needs to change that they need to change public opinion, and no group of 'Cake eaters' who run operation 'PARTYHARD' are going to be taken seriously. It's time to live in the real world.

I took out your story, it's not helping your point. Did the church of scientology do that to your family? Is the church of scientology even a cult? Do you know what a cult is?

Why are the leaders of this site 'Anti-catholic'? Is it ALL religion that offends them so deeply? What exactly are they trying to accomplish?

What are they trying to accomplish?

What's the point?

I put that in a question three times for emphasis.

The site claims that they want to get rid of the tax exempt status? What's the point? So the 'cult' has to pay taxes? Oh, that'll stop them. Nobody will join with them if they have to pay TAXES.

How about showing a unified support for anti-church. Yes, that's what the anti-semetics hoped too right? Just show that we don't like them and the whole world will... stop joining? The other poster had it right, the more you persecute a belief the more people cling to it.

Or in 'Star Wars' terminology.. the more you tighten your grasp the more scientologists will slip through your fingers. There.

"You've been pwned by a guy on a B-list news site."

Ah-HA! I clearly see your point now that you've presented this extremely well worded and well thought-out argument. You are surely going to reach your goals!

And of course you are right: as soon as George Bush leaves office in a few months the whole country will be fixed and everything will be right as rain. How naive of me to think otherwise!

Anonymous FTW!!!111!!11!!!1!!

Alright, look, the point is that Anonymous is too well organized and determined for this cult to go on any longer. They've helped bring out some of what they do to the light and people are seeing their way.
Right now Belgium is in the process of expelling the Co$ from its borders. If it does so, other countries will soon follow.
Anonymous hopes to destroy the "religion" once and for all because it is destroying lives. Not for lulz, but for money. And that's just not as funny as it would normally be.
So yes, it wants to rid the planet of $cientology. Persecuting it will not ensure its longevity because the common man will not stand for its many evils.
So remove the stick from your ass and laugh about it, help anonymous, or just watch from the side lines. (Satirical account is satirical.)