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McCain Narrowly Avoids Shoot Down Over Baghdad Green Zone

"We are witnessing the last throes of the surge insurgency," stated a confident Cheney. "A couple of RPG's randomly lobbed at a helicopter doesn't mean that it's not safe to don body armor and walk or drive down the streets of Baghdad and shop in the markets in broad daylight. These are romantic times for Iraqis and Americans alike." picked by buddha 6 months ago

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7	gymcloth...

6 months ago

The aircraft would be removed temporarily for further inspection and cleaning as the interior was reportedly soiled during the attack.

I guess that literally scared him sh*tless.

Glad he's ok though.

And I'm not a Republican, by the way. Just glad no one was hurt.

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33	dollylla...

6 months ago

« gymclothes : I guess that literally scared him sh*tless.

Glad he's ok though.

And I'm not a Republican, by the way. Just glad no one was hurt.

It's a satire site. You could be sure if that really happened Cheney would have crapped his pants.

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12	smarty10...

6 months ago

« dollyllama : It's a satire site. You could be sure if that really happened Cheney would have crapped his pants.

Grrr I was soo hoping mccain pissed himself.. that would make me laugh, lol..

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6	1thirtee...

6 months ago

« dollyllama : It's a satire site. You could be sure if that really happened Cheney would have crapped his pants.

haha yeah it took me a bit to realize it was. After reading a few more articles did I finally realize it.

Though I cant say I wasn't too upset at the thought of McCain being shot down...

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13	ImNotBlu...

6 months ago

You all are a bunch of racists...

Oh wait, McCain is white.

In that case, you're a bunch of sexists...

Oh wait, McCain is male.

I guess in that case, it's okay. I mean, hoping for the death or injury of a politician is okay... but only if he's a white male. Everyone else is off limits, and evidence of the racist morons in this country.

Right?

/sarcasm

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5	1thirtee...

6 months ago

« ImNotBlue : You all are a bunch of racists...

Oh wait, McCain is white.

In that case, you're a bunch of sexists...

Oh wait, McCain is male.

I guess in that case, it's okay. I mean, hoping for the death or injury of a politician is okay... but only if he's a white male. Everyone else is off limits, and evidence of the racist morons in this country.

Right?

/sarcasm

Haha i only hoped McCain would die so my guy would become the default Republican Candidate. I'd hope it if Hillary or Obama were the Republican nominee in the same situation.

Frankly I'd rather them all die and get some honest politicians in the race.

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Alton

6 months ago

I knew it was satire as soon as I saw the picture. For some reason I don't see McCain carrying around a bible, nor an eight inch cross, for that matter.

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9	Kurt311c

6 months ago

« Alton : I knew it was satire as soon as I saw the picture. For some reason I don't see McCain carrying around a bible, nor an eight inch cross, for that matter.

unless hes making a speech in the bible belt of course...lol

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9	osiris12

6 months ago

« 1thirteen3 :
Frankly I'd rather them all die and get some honest politicians in the race.

No politician is going to be 100 percent honest. That is the nature of politics. Wishing for them to die...well...its a trap!

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9	HMTKStev...

6 months ago

And for the most politicaly incorrect and tasteless comment...

What McCain was thinking: "Oh s**t, not again!"

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