77 ways to say "no" to weed and still be cool
77 ways to say "no" to weed and still be cool
Straight from Polk County, North Carolina comes this list of catchy ways to turn down someone offering you weed. You'll never be a loser again. picked by jemtman 4 months ago
tags weed pot 77 no to drugs
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 KingKoop...
4 months ago
#2 is terrific.
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 jemtman
4 months ago
« KingKoopa : #2 is terrific.
That one really got me too.
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 Moe
4 months ago
27. No, I only smoke sausage
I cannot think of an instance where I would ever say this.
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 deepchil...
4 months ago
It was much more entertaining to read through this post with my eye out for spelling and grammer mistakes. Besides, I don't want cops to think I'm cool.

12. "Haven't you see the fried egg in those ads? Well i'm not bright enough realize that a flower that has produced not a single case of brain damage in all of recorded history, at least not anything worse than many other legal recreations, is also included in the same category as crack, heroin, MDMA, and PCP, and quite obviously gets swayed in its statistics."


On the prowl........
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 gammerus
4 months ago
Some of those a little too aggressive, but 2, 30, and 54 aren't too bad.
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 haven
4 months ago
« Moe : I cannot think of an instance where I would ever say this.
I really cracked up at that one.
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 DoggySpe...
4 months ago
Number 5, I find it hard to believe you look cool after saying that.

Actually, most of them do not scream "coolness" about them.
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 jemtman
4 months ago
« Moe : I cannot think of an instance where I would ever say this.
How about "no thanks, I might get kicked off math team" ?

~JEmtman
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 slovenly...
4 months ago
Haha, 77 ways and 75 of them will get you kicked in the kiester for sounding like a douche.
I like how every answer makes it seem like there's all kinds of pressure. I've never once had anyone question my anti-drug motives after I simply said "no, thanks" that's it.... nothing more, nothing less.... You can tell this list is written by un-hip members of the PTA.
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 ImNotBlu...
4 months ago
I will never understand why potheads want to share so much.

There are a lot of people who tell you all kinds of band things that will happen if you smoke marijuana... you'll be dopey, lazy, distracted, paranoid, hungry... whatever.

They never mention the most common of all: Marijuana turns you into a compulsive share-er. It doesn't matter how much you paid for it... it doesn't matter how hard it was to get... you just have to make sure everyone else gets some too.

I don't want a sip of your soda, I don't want a bit of your sandwich, I don't want to borrow a pair of socks... and I don't want any of your pot either! Sharing is caring, my a$$.
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 Pocksuck...
4 months ago
« deepchill : It was much more entertaining to read through this post with my eye out for spelling and grammer mistakes.
I guess everyone was too wasted to spot that one, huh?
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 theameli...
4 months ago
These are all pretty b***hy. My personal favorite is 49: I don't want to have "pot" breath.
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 gammerus
4 months ago
I have never smoked pot, but for some reason everyone I meet swears that I am a pothead... Yet none of them have ever offered me some grass.
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