#2 is terrific.

That one really got me too.

I cannot think of an instance where I would ever say this.

It was much more entertaining to read through this post with my eye out for spelling and grammer mistakes. Besides, I don't want cops to think I'm cool.

12. "Haven't you see the fried egg in those ads? Well i'm not bright enough realize that a flower that has produced not a single case of brain damage in all of recorded history, at least not anything worse than many other legal recreations, is also included in the same category as crack, heroin, MDMA, and PCP, and quite obviously gets swayed in its statistics."


On the prowl........

Some of those a little too aggressive, but 2, 30, and 54 aren't too bad.

I really cracked up at that one.

Number 5, I find it hard to believe you look cool after saying that.

Actually, most of them do not scream "coolness" about them.

How about "no thanks, I might get kicked off math team" ?

~JEmtman

Haha, 77 ways and 75 of them will get you kicked in the kiester for sounding like a douche.
I like how every answer makes it seem like there's all kinds of pressure. I've never once had anyone question my anti-drug motives after I simply said "no, thanks" that's it.... nothing more, nothing less.... You can tell this list is written by un-hip members of the PTA.

I will never understand why potheads want to share so much.

There are a lot of people who tell you all kinds of band things that will happen if you smoke marijuana... you'll be dopey, lazy, distracted, paranoid, hungry... whatever.

They never mention the most common of all: Marijuana turns you into a compulsive share-er. It doesn't matter how much you paid for it... it doesn't matter how hard it was to get... you just have to make sure everyone else gets some too.

I don't want a sip of your soda, I don't want a bit of your sandwich, I don't want to borrow a pair of socks... and I don't want any of your pot either! Sharing is caring, my a$$.

I guess everyone was too wasted to spot that one, huh?

These are all pretty b***hy. My personal favorite is 49: I don't want to have "pot" breath.

I have never smoked pot, but for some reason everyone I meet swears that I am a pothead... Yet none of them have ever offered me some grass.