<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>77 ways to say &quot;no&quot; to weed and still be cool : RSS 2.0</title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/</link><description></description><language>en-us</language><webMaster>plime.com</webMaster><copyright>2008, plime.com.</copyright><lastBuildDate></lastBuildDate><pubDate></pubDate><generator>Plime/1</generator><docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs><image><title>77 ways to say &quot;no&quot; to weed and still be cool : RSS 2.0</title><url>http://www.plime.com/images/logo.gif</url><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/</link></image><item><title><![CDATA[77 ways to say &quot;no&quot; to weed and still be cool]]></title><description><![CDATA[Straight from Polk County, North Carolina comes this list of catchy ways to turn down someone offering you weed.  You'll never be a loser again.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width='100%' style='padding-top:5px;margin-bottom:0px;' class='trh'><tr valign='bottom'><td><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr valign='bottom'><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabs lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-comments'><a href='/plime-com/l/54822/1/' class='plime2 td mn'>comments (13)</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-related'><a href='/plime-com/l/54822-related/1/' class='plime td mn'>related</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-share'><a href='/plime-com/l/54822-share/1/' class='plime td mn'>share</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-history'><a href='/plime-com/l/54822-history/1/' class='plime td mn'>edit history (0)</a></td></tr></table></td><td class='minitabspc' style='width:100%' valign='middle'><table width='100%'><tr class='regular'><td align='right'> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&lt;</a><span> <b><a class='page-selected td' href='/plime-com/l/54822/1/'>1</a></b> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&gt;</a></span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><item><title><![CDATA[gammerus @ 3/20/2008 6:47:54 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[I have never smoked pot, but for some reason everyone I meet swears that I am a pothead... Yet none of them have ever offered me some grass.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q14</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q14</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[theamelianator @ 3/20/2008 2:47:38 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[These are all pretty b***hy. My personal favorite is  49: I don't want to have &quot;pot&quot; breath.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q13</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q13</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Pocksucket @ 3/19/2008 8:15:54 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/plime-com/l/54822/1/#q5"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>deepchill</b> : It was much more entertaining to read through this post with my eye out for spelling and gramm<b>e</b>r mistakes. </i></div>I guess everyone was too wasted to spot that one, huh?]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q12</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q12</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[ImNotBlue @ 3/19/2008 3:29:28 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[I will never understand why potheads want to share so much.<br/><br/>There are a lot of people who tell you all kinds of band things that will happen if you smoke marijuana... you'll be dopey, lazy, distracted, paranoid, hungry... whatever.<br/><br/>They never mention the most common of all:  Marijuana turns you into a compulsive share-er.  It doesn't matter how much you paid for it... it doesn't matter how hard it was to get... you just have to make sure everyone else gets some too.<br/><br/>I don't want a sip of your soda, I don't want a bit of your sandwich, I don't want to borrow a pair of socks... and I don't want any of your pot either!  Sharing is caring, my a$$.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q11</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q11</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[slovenlysarah @ 3/19/2008 2:53:03 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[Haha, 77 ways and 75 of them will get you kicked in the kiester for sounding like a douche.<br/>I like how every answer makes it seem like there's all kinds of pressure. I've never once had anyone question my anti-drug motives after I simply said &quot;no, thanks&quot; that's it.... nothing more, nothing less.... You can tell this list is written by un-hip members of the PTA.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q10</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q10</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[jemtman @ 3/19/2008 12:58:48 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/plime-com/l/54822/1/#q4"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Moe</b>&#160;:&#160;I cannot think of an instance where I would ever say this.</i></div>How about &quot;no thanks, I might get kicked off math team&quot; ?<br/><br/>~JEmtman]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q9</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q9</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[DoggySpew @ 3/19/2008 12:27:24 PM]]></title><description><![CDATA[Number 5, I find it hard to believe you look cool after saying that.<br/><br/>Actually, most of them do not scream &quot;coolness&quot; about them.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q8</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q8</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[haven @ 3/19/2008 2:49:33 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/plime-com/l/54822/1/#q4"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Moe</b>&#160;:&#160;I cannot think of an instance where I would ever say this.</i></div>I really cracked up at that one.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q7</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q7</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[gammerus @ 3/19/2008 2:46:52 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[Some of those a little too aggressive, but 2, 30, and 54 aren't too bad.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q6</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q6</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[deepchill @ 3/19/2008 2:41:27 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[It was much more entertaining to read through this post with my eye out for spelling and grammer mistakes. Besides, I don't want cops to think I'm cool.<br/><br/>12. &quot;Haven't you see the fried egg in those ads? Well i'm not bright enough realize that a flower that has produced not a single case of brain damage in all of recorded history, at least not anything worse than many other legal recreations, is also included in the same category as crack, heroin, MDMA, and PCP, and quite obviously gets swayed in its statistics.&quot;<br/><br/><div class='imagecontainer' ><a href='/redir.p?http://www.polkcounty.org/sheriff/Graphics/copcarDRIVING1.gif' rel='nofollow' target='_blank' ><img  src='/images/null.gif' id='xhttpwwwpolkcountyorgsheriffgraphicscopcardriving1gif' style='border:1px solid #CDCDCD;background-color:#E6E6E6;' alt='Click here to show image'/></a><noscript> <span style='display:inline;width:300px;overflow:hidden;'><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.polkcounty.org/sheriff/Graphics/copcarDRIVING1.gif" rel="nofollow">http://www.polkcounty.org/sheriff/Graphics/copcarDRIVING1.gif</a></span></noscript></div><script>forumimage('http://www.polkcounty.org/sheriff/Graphics/copcarDRIVING1.gif','xhttpwwwpolkcountyorgsheriffgraphicscopcardriving1gif');</script><br/>On the prowl........]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q5</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q5</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Moe @ 3/19/2008 2:09:20 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><i>27. No, I only smoke sausage</i></div>I cannot think of an instance where I would ever say this.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q4</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q4</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[jemtman @ 3/19/2008 2:05:50 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/plime-com/l/54822/1/#q2"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>KingKoopa</b>&#160;:&#160;#2 is terrific.</i></div>That one really got me too.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q3</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q3</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[KingKoopa @ 3/19/2008 2:01:47 AM]]></title><description><![CDATA[#2 is terrific.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q2</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/54822/1/rss2_0.rss#q2</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item></channel></rss>