SWAT rip out granny's entire front door blow her s**t up and then leave because it turns out their suspect wasn't there. picked by doggylives8 months ago
"Our cops go in, and they get the wrong door. We fix the problem. It builds good will in the community."
ORLY?!
Umm... You can build goodwill by being nice to people, by acting like a public SERVANT and by not hiring ex-bullies who are sad that the nerds they beat up in high school are now millionaires.
You BLEW UP an old lady's door, and by FIXING it you are building GOODWILL?!?! WTF ELSE are you going to do? Tell her to f**k off and give her a map to Home Depot?!
Ahh man, saying that you are a good guy for fixing something you broke is like kicking me in the balls and telling me how nice you are for not using a baseball bat instead of your foot.
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