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Red Alert: Saturn's rings are vanishing.

Around the world, amateur astronomers have noticed the change; Saturn's wide open rings are rapidly narrowing into a thin line.]]>http://www.plime.com/science/l/53421/1/http://www.plime.com/science/l/51396/1/http://www.plime.com/science/l/550/1/http://www.plime.com/science/l/51684/1/
What we see with the naked eye is a bright yellowish-white "star" shining with a steady light.]]>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/44045/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/39480/1/http://www.plime.com/science/l/49822/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/43478/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/35934/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/30649/1/http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/21286/1/
I am submitting this headline - it is real. BUT I am linking it to an actual cool story about new stuff we have discovered about Saturn's rings.

Hopefully, we can all ignore the two clowns and they will just go away.]]>http://www.plime.com/science/l/61134/1/http://www.plime.com/science/l/55876/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/40976/1/NASA's Saturn radio emissions, then listen to the classic 1956 science fiction movie Forbidden Planet. The similarities are startling.]]>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/32967/1/http://www.plime.com/science/l/67550/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/44687/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/26625/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/40988/1/http://www.plime.com/science/l/70678/1/