Guns don't kill people......

"Hey stand on the other side of this wall and tell me when the hole is done."

"Okay."

That is very sad. I feel especially sorry for the kids.

Ignorance does.

Clearly the wrong tool for the job.

Yes and the gun wasn't a good idea either.

Bang!!
"Hey you worthless b*****d! That almost hit me!!!"

"Move a little to the right!"

Bang!!

Now he can have satelite skin...and watch it too.

I know this is a real story and I feel terrible that someone died...but I can't ignore the humor.

Touche'!

Sounds like a not so clever cover-up.

"You shot your wife, sir."
"No I was erm... drilling a hole with bullets!!"
"Oh okay, my what a terrible accident."

How dumb can you be?

[edit: ^^best username ever]


So he was able to make the hole and kill his nagging wife? Seems like a win-win situation to me.

Wasn't this in a marricide contest somewhere

wrong tool? i beg to differ. he got through the wall, didn't he?

what a f**king idiot. i can't believe someone actually married him and bore him children.

Overkill.

*ba-dumpdump. Thanks! I'll be here all week, try the veal on the way out*

Meh, it happens. Only the other week I bought a flat pack wardrobe from Ikea. After 3 hours of fruitlessly struggling with an alan key I reached for a shotgun and blasted that b*****d into shape. Worked a treat.

Oh wait - no it didn't - that would be stupid.