<feed version="0.3" xml:lang="en-us" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><generator>Plime/1</generator><title>Caution! Saurians from Hells want to chip you and belongings : ATOM 0.3</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/"/><tagline>Caution! Saurians from Hells want to chip you and belongings : ATOM 0.3</tagline><author><name>www.plime.com</name><email>plime@plime.com</email></author><copyright>2008, www.plime.com.</copyright><modified>2008-09-06T13:14:23+01:00</modified><entry><title><![CDATA[Caution! Saurians from Hells want to chip you and belongings]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/55878/1/" /><id>55878</id><summary><![CDATA[Caution! Saurians from Hells want to chip you and belongings]]></summary><issued>2008-03-26T21:28:08+01:00</issued><modified>2008-03-26T21:28:08+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Crackpot, cultist of contactee - decide here after reading the words of Ivo Benda, leader of Czech movement Cosmic People of Light Powers, an organisation who seem to believe that... Well, it's kind of difficult to make out. They certainly believe that bright colours make a good website. Beyond that it gets a bit mad. Something about chips?]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jesus has returned and His name is Ted.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/48030/1/" /><id>48030</id><summary><![CDATA[Jesus has returned and His name is Ted.]]></summary><issued>2008-01-22T23:33:24+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-22T23:33:24+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[TED Jesus Christ GOD is TRUE and REAL and ACTUAL SECOND COMING of JESUS and CHRIST and JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD to WORLD Earth.<br/>TED NEVER had plucked eyebrows or shaven them and DID get TOO CLOSE to fire and these were burned ACCIDENTALLY and is WHY left eyebrow looks less and was burned!  When TOO CLOSE to fire!  TED has WARNED TEDians and this is a nuclear war to HUGE NUCLEAR WAR is EMINENT even now how looking!<br/><br/>*Probably NSFW*]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jesus Christ action figures]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/16949/1/" /><id>16949</id><summary><![CDATA[Jesus Christ action figures]]></summary><issued>2007-04-18T23:10:02+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-18T23:10:02+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Weird but way cool Jesus action figures! Biker Jesus, Rodeo Jesus, Football Jesus and more. I should buy this and take them to church.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Image of Jesus appears in Hospital Window]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58493/1/" /><id>58493</id><summary><![CDATA[Image of Jesus appears in Hospital Window]]></summary><issued>2008-04-16T05:54:19+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-16T05:54:19+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[An unexplained image in a hospital prayer garden window moved some people to tears and drew groups of people to a hallway before vanishing, according to witnesses. A crowd inside the Florida Hospital Medical Complex in Orlando snapped photos of the image apparently showing the profile of Jesus Christ crying.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Man sees Jesus on hospital ceiling]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/59085/1/" /><id>59085</id><summary><![CDATA[Man sees Jesus on hospital ceiling]]></summary><issued>2008-04-21T04:31:14+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-21T04:31:14+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[As Pope Benedict XVI spends time in New York, a local hospital is getting attention for a water mark on the ceiling some think looks like Jesus. <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-10990" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Picture source</a>]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Someone is so going to hell for this one.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/14226/1/" /><id>14226</id><summary><![CDATA[Someone is so going to hell for this one.]]></summary><issued>2007-03-26T22:50:34+01:00</issued><modified>2007-03-26T22:50:34+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Jesus sings an uplifting song in this video. This is wrong, wrong, wrong.  So why am I still chuckling ten minutes later?]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Face of Jesus appears on cider bottle to amazement of pub drinkers]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/60333/1/" /><id>60333</id><summary><![CDATA[Face of Jesus appears on cider bottle to amazement of pub drinkers]]></summary><issued>2008-05-01T21:14:14+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-01T21:14:14+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[As miracles go, it is hardly in the same league as turning water into wine.<br/><br/>But Michael Cartwright was still pretty impressed when Jesus appeared in the foil wrapping of his cider bottle down at the pub.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Holographic Jesus ..]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/25120/1/" /><id>25120</id><summary><![CDATA[Holographic Jesus ..]]></summary><issued>2007-06-25T14:01:16+01:00</issued><modified>2007-06-25T14:01:16+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Holographic Jesus ..]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Bloody Jesus parade float called too graphic.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/6637/1/" /><id>6637</id><summary><![CDATA[Bloody Jesus parade float called too graphic.]]></summary><issued>2006-11-29T09:01:32+01:00</issued><modified>2006-11-29T09:01:32+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Deemed inappropriate for a holiday fun-time event.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jesus may owe the IRS some money]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/25371/1/" /><id>25371</id><summary><![CDATA[Jesus may owe the IRS some money]]></summary><issued>2007-06-27T12:45:11+01:00</issued><modified>2007-06-27T12:45:11+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The Miami-based preacher who has basked in international attention since declaring himself the second coming of Jesus Christ has used charitable donations to his ministry for personal expenses &#8212; paying $144,000 a year in alimony to his first wife and buying property in his and his relatives&#8217; names.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jesus is Hitler]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/29911/1/" /><id>29911</id><summary><![CDATA[Jesus is Hitler]]></summary><issued>2007-08-02T07:36:12+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-02T07:36:12+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[i'm not trying to offend people but this made me laugh<br/><div class='qp pad d'><i>Both Jesus and Hitler enjoy pineapple on their pizza</i></div>possibly NSFW]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Erotic Jesus Sparks Mass-Debate]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/57266/1/" /><id>57266</id><summary><![CDATA[Erotic Jesus Sparks Mass-Debate]]></summary><issued>2008-04-07T13:46:51+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-07T13:46:51+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[&quot;I don't see any blasphemy here,&quot; he said, gesturing at a Crucifixion picture showing a soldier simultaneously beating Jesus and holding his genitals. &quot;People can imagine what they want to.&quot;<br/><br/>Kudos and an upvote for anyone who can deliver me the picture in question.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jesus vs. Elvis]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/46462/1/" /><id>46462</id><summary><![CDATA[Jesus vs. Elvis]]></summary><issued>2008-01-08T20:41:17+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-08T20:41:17+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny. Hail Mary, full of grace(land)...]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The Grave of Jesus Christ - in Japan]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/35108/1/" /><id>35108</id><summary><![CDATA[The Grave of Jesus Christ - in Japan]]></summary><issued>2007-09-09T12:23:24+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-09T12:23:24+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Harei village, Shingo, Japan, is said to be the grave of Jesus when he died in the village after escaping Roman persecutors in Golgotha, Israel. According to the myth, in Japan his job was as a carpenter and he made his own cross for the grave at the age of 107.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[New Jesus film puts race into religion]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/4693/1/" /><id>4693</id><summary><![CDATA[New Jesus film puts race into religion]]></summary><issued>2006-10-29T10:48:25+01:00</issued><modified>2006-10-29T10:48:25+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A new film covering the last two days of Jesus' life is aiming to stir up a new debate about popular representations of Christ by depicting him as black. Furthermore, the film suggests that the persecution suffered by Jesus may have been racially motivated.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Sex in Christ]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/28578/1/" /><id>28578</id><summary><![CDATA[Sex in Christ]]></summary><issued>2007-07-23T20:04:02+01:00</issued><modified>2007-07-23T20:04:02+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[How Would Jesus Do?<br/><br/>(I can only assume that the site is intended satirically)]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jesus Christ has a radio show in Los Angeles]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7047/1/" /><id>7047</id><summary><![CDATA[Jesus Christ has a radio show in Los Angeles]]></summary><issued>2006-12-06T01:00:02+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-06T01:00:02+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Inside KFI-AM, the face of this Jesus looks nothing like familiar images of Christ. Bald and goateed sans moustache, he wears a hoop earring and bears the tattoos of a rebellious youth.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jesus Christ Superstar]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/48476/1/" /><id>48476</id><summary><![CDATA[Jesus Christ Superstar]]></summary><issued>2008-01-26T14:19:06+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-26T14:19:06+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[This is one of my favorite <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_Superstar_(film)" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">movies</a> and perhaps my favorite musical. Amazing movie, awesome music, fantastic <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.stlyrics.com/j/jesuschristsuperstar.htm" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">lyrics.</a> I tried to create a playlist joining them all together but it wouldn't function. It wouldn't recognize that I created one and only gave me the option to create a new one.]]></content></entry></feed>