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Man speaks "Australian" after being raped by a Wombat

I'll just let the title of this speak for itself. picked by madhatteraggie 5 months ago

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19	SparklyE...

5 months ago

I changed the link to the original news source.

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13	Blankspa...

5 months ago

Worth a laugh. =)

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8	madhatte...

5 months ago

« SparklyEyedGal181 : I changed the link to the original news source.

thanks, i go to perez regularly and when i saw the story i just had to post it :-P.

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20	rambler

5 months ago

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.

I'm not surprised. And now, after his close encounter with a Wombat, he drinks only Foster's.
... and bought a hat with corks dangling from the rim.

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10	teresag

5 months ago

Least surprising sentence of the year: "Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life."

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13	bcgrote

5 months ago

So what local dialect do people from NSW speak? NSWelsh? Is it so different from 'Australian'? Would it be like a Cockney suddenly speaking, like, Val?

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15	bunnysut...

5 months ago

Awwwe! There has GOT to be more to this. more more more!

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8	madhatte...

5 months ago

« bunnysutra : Awwwe! There has GOT to be more to this. more more more!

i wish there was. i wanna know exactly how a wombat would've gotten into his home and raped him if it were true.

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15	bunnysut...

5 months ago

« madhatteraggie : i wish there was. i wanna know exactly how a wombat would've gotten into his home and raped him if it were true.

Or wtf was trying to molest him that was mistaken for a wombat?!

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21	doggyliv...

5 months ago

This happened to me once, well, if you substitute Cell-mate for "Wombat" and cried like a baby, for "Speaks Australian"

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35	Pocksuck...

5 months ago

« bcgrote : So what local dialect do people from NSW speak? NSWelsh? Is it so different from 'Australian'? Would it be like a Cockney suddenly speaking, like, Val?

That's kind of like saying there is one American accent...

So imagine, maybe, a New Yorker speaking like a Texan.

What kind of New Yorker? Exactly.

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