Superhero Movie Spoofing Tom Cruise & Scientology Posted: 5 months ago by cb__
"I can eat planets.."

Best Tom Cruise impression ever.
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London Scientology Protest Threatens to Turn Violent over Tom Cruise Assault Posted: 7 months ago by buddha
The protest almost became violent as Tom Cruise, visiting London for a future film project, exited the church and began taunting the demonstrators. Police intervened after one of the demonstrators lunged forward, grabbing Cruise by the throat and shouting, "The multiplying villainies of Xenu do swarm upon him!"
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 195 [+].

Greek Ninjas sink cruise ship. Posted: 1 year ago by PulsisX
Ninjas, disguised as a volcanic reef, attacked a Cruise ship which later sank off the coast of Santorini.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 43 [+].

Take the Family on a European Cruise Posted: 1 year ago by ksmith016
Would you like to visit Europe with the kids and without the hassles associated with overseas travel? European cruises are the perfect answer for families who are looking for enriching cultural experiences they can share together. A cruise makes it easy to explore new places and then return to the comfort and convenience of a cruise ship—complete with child-friendly activities and familiar food. And you don’t have to worry about squeezing your family together in a tiny hotel room. Several cruise lines feature family suites. Royal Caribbean, for example, has suites that will comfortably accommodate up to eight people, depending on the ship. These spaces have a separate living area plus two bathrooms and a refrigerator, which makes traveling with toddlers a breeze. Carnival Cruise Lines’ new Carnival Freedom features interconnecting accommodations, along with special discounts for third and fourth guests staying in the same stateroom.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] -75 [+].

Tom Cruise has been annointed Scientology's Jesus Christ Posted: 2 years ago by jaxomlotus
“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Comments: 8 Score: [-] 168 [+].

Disney Goes On A "Jungle Cruise" Posted: 2 years ago by afeldman
Yes another movie based on a Disney ride! Let's just hope it another Pirates of the Caribbean and not a Haunted House.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 9 [+].

Tom Cruise on Scientology video Posted: 8 months ago by pulsisx
"Get the spectators on the playing field or out of the arena. There is no part way for me."

Does Tom Cruise want to convert or kill you?
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 107 [+].

Tom Cruise Denied b/c of Scientology Posted: 1 year ago by cheeselog1234
Germany bans Cruise film shoot from military sites...and all I can say is...lol.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 67 [+].

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes looking to make a movie together. Posted: 2 years ago by afeldman
Nothing can bring two people closer than making a movie together. Except for maybe joining a cult together.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 13 [+].

World Cruise in a 24-Day Voyage Posted: 2 years ago by arrch8
Travelers now have the time to experience a world cruise vacation. Crystal Cruises is offering the opportunity to experience all of the trimmings and onboard programming of its World Cruise in a 24-day voyage.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 14 [+].

High Priest Tom Posted: 1 year ago by Bornbad
TOM Cruise is at the highest level of "clear" in Scientology.
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 63 [+].

Rookie Berlin Attorney Takes on Tom Cruise Posted: 12 months ago by suckersklub
She's only been to court 15 times, and her underdog story could come straight from a script featuring the Hollywood actor.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 117 [+].

Tom Cruise In Ground Zero Tantrum Posted: 7 months ago by beckinacea
Ri-i-i-ight... to LRH, indeed.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 166 [+].

Inside TomKat’s Wedding Posted: 2 years ago by NoKidding
The Free Katie Holmes campaign has failed. This Saturday, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are set to marry in a Scientology ceremony reportedly being held in a 16th-century Italian castle northwest of Rome.
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Scientology Issues Statement Condemning Anonymous Posted: 7 months ago by buddha
"The Church of Scientology does not torture," insisted Cruise, "brainwashing is not considered torture... look it up."
ROTFLMAO!
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 592 [+].

Tom Cruise; The “Christ” of Scientology. Posted: 2 years ago by Hoosker
Leader of the faith, David Miscavige, calls Tom the “chosen one"
Then Mr. Miscavige went on to say "Course it's 10 minutes to Wapner. Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart."
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 23 [+].

Off to Scientology Boot Camp Posted: 4 months ago by gammerus
It included various tests, confession sessions, tons of reading and physically challenging purification processes"...a series of intensive auditing sessions, some which have lasted for 36 hours straight — with little sleep or food."
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 80 [+].

Texas Passes Initiative to Revoke Tax Exempt Status of The Cult Of Scientology Posted: 5 months ago by latueofstiberty
Its a start!
Comments: 32 Score: [-] 578 [+].

Cruise ships cause concern for water quality Posted: 1 year ago by suebe
As cruise-ship traffic rises, so does the muck the vessels pour into our waters, activists warn.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 22 [+].

Los Angeles Church of Scientology Commits PR Blunders Posted: 1 month ago by kissmenow
In one instance, a Scientology security guard attempted to deny a disabled senior citizen from walking to her home; this was documented on a popular YouTube video which has spawned a new internet catch phrase to describe Scientology: “Bad People“.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 204 [+].

Cruise Ship to Set Sail from New Orleans Posted: 2 years ago by tlovesd
The answer to a big question — the future of New Orleans' cruise ship industry — will begin to unfold Sunday when the first regularly scheduled liner to sail since Hurricane Katrina leaves the city's docks.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 10 [+].