Wonder if the plane-jacking and killing of thousands of innocent people in recent history could have something to do with this?
Nah. Not a chance. picked by ReBoot 2 years ago

The carrier said it would ask passengers on the A380 to refrain from sex while ensconced in one of its 12 first-class suites, which boast the world's first airborne double beds. picked by Proverb 12 months ago

New Zealand's national airline is offering to pay bald travelers to use their heads — literally — in a new advertising campaign. picked by AutumnLotus 1 month ago

A senior government official with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security has expressed great interest in the bracelets, which would be worn by all airline passengers and could be remotely operated by airline personnel. picked by tigertony 3 months ago

Smokers will be encouraged to light up on a new luxury airline based in Germany called Smintair -- Smoker's International Airways. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

The right engine of the Boeing 737 "separated from the wing. The aircraft continued to climb out," the airline said in a statement.

*well, I'm completely reassured about my fear of flying now.

Edit: Fixed your link picked by dollyllama 11 months ago

Flight attendants on a Frontier Airlines plane traveling from San Francisco to Denver nearly used a roll of duct tape to restrain an unruly passenger. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

The flight from San Francisco to DFW was diverted to Austin due to weather. The plane then sat on the tarmac, full of passengers, for eight hours. The pilot finally ended the ordeal by taxiing the plane to the terminal on his own authority. picked by Fanatic 2 years ago

Sparks flew as the two engine private plane landed on its belly. Two people on board are reportedly okay. picked by Proverb 11 months ago

Five people, including the husband of a top NASCAR executive, were killed Tuesday when a small plane crashed into two homes in Sanford, Florida, near Orlando. picked by mandirio 1 year ago

In what was OBVIOUSLY the wrong movie, a man gets stung by a scorpion while flying from Miami to Toronto.


Man quoted as saying "Where the hell is Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?" picked by icepigs 2 years ago

Okay, so. Last year we had SNAKES ON A PLANE. This year we have ZOMBIES ON A PLANE. Well, the official name for this film is FLIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, but we all know what they’re going for. This is an independent film, originally called PLANE DEAD, that has been picked up by New Line Cinema. Watch the trailer picked by sholom22 1 year ago

Healthy or unhealthy, what do you think? picked by camro77 2 years ago

To be honest this story is too weird for me to be able to say anything funny about it. Just read it! picked by mrnelson 2 years ago

Tip of the iceberg? picked by topofall 2 months ago

Italy should hand loss-making national carrier Alitalia to anyone willing to take it off Rome's hands for one euro, or allow the airline to go bankrupt, Italy's infrastructure minister said. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

PHILADELPHIA - Derrie-Air has been exposed.

Readers of The Philadelphia Inquirer and Philadelphia Daily News opened their papers Friday to see ads for a new airline called Derrie-Air, which purportedly charges passengers by the pound. picked by bevissimo 4 months ago

A passenger opted not to finish their muffin and it was destined for the trash. The crew member was suspended and his career put in jeopardy over an innocent bit of nosh. picked by coldbladed 10 months ago

California Rep. Bob Filner was facing charges Monday with allegedly assaulting an airline worker at Dulles International Airport. picked by Bandit 1 year ago

The airline plans to charge $7 for an "eco-friendly" blanket and pillow on flights longer than 2 hours.

No thanks, I'll bring my own. picked by suebe 2 months ago