Too bad that banana has been cultivated by humans over thousands of years.

Here's what one of God's bananas looks like:

Just thought I'd pre-empt any comments :D

One of the things that has always gotten to me about my mother's preacher: He never puts any research into his examples. I wanted so bad over the years to take him revised versions of his sermons that are scientifically accurate.

Yes it is old and has been posted here before but the previous post seems to be amongst the missing ones so enjoy that pipe.

Errr, you seem to be ignoring my preemptive strike. ;)

I like bananas, but I love pineapple more.

and they're s**t to get into.

No, I was affirming your preemptive strike. :)

Smart-ass ;)

*edit* This was a light-hearted, humorous comment. Seems some people are having difficulties recognizing humor.

"Good news, ! When I pour the water into the mans right ear, it drains freely through the left one. 'Tis a sign that the man will be fully receptive to the theory of creation, a wonderful sign indeed!"

Welcome to the internet. Is this your first time?

I've totally missed the point of this comment. What?

Lol. You made my point, I think.

One of the difficulties inherent in text-based communication is misunderstanding a person's intentions. Phrases that were meant to be amusing and lighthearted are read as deadly insults.

That's the internet.

Of course, you're already aware of this, so my "is this your first time" comment was meant strictly to amuse.

WTG. Any thoughts on the post itself?

No one talks down like that to Agnostics, it seems.

Snide comments... damnit.

I hate everyone who argues.

I totally agree doggylives. That man is a douche

I looked at my hand...and I'm pretty sure I have FOUR ridges on the top.

Maybe bananas just aren't made for me.

Or it's cause I'm agnostic.

Maybe you just have freakish hands and God doesn't make freakish bananas.