<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>Behold The Mighty Banana! : XML WIDGET</title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><link><id>58032</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/58032/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Behold The Mighty Banana!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Every Atheists worst nightmare, The Banana. I'm pretty sure that believers and non-believers can unite in agreement that this guy is a douche.<br/><br/><i>&quot;Notice it has a point at the top for easy entry&quot;</i> BWAAAAAhahahah]]></description><comments>17</comments><score>157</score><crdate>4/13/2008 4:57:56 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-13T04:57:56+01:00</atomdate></link><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width='100%' style='padding-top:5px;margin-bottom:0px;' class='trh'><tr valign='bottom'><td><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr valign='bottom'><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabs lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-comments'><a href='/plime-com/l/58032/1/' class='plime2 td mn'>comments (17)</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-related'><a href='/plime-com/l/58032-related/1/' class='plime td mn'>related</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-share'><a href='/plime-com/l/58032-share/1/' class='plime td mn'>share</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-history'><a href='/plime-com/l/58032-history/1/' class='plime td mn'>edit history (2)</a></td></tr></table></td><td class='minitabspc' style='width:100%' valign='middle'><table width='100%'><tr class='regular'><td align='right'> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&lt;</a><span> <b><a class='page-selected td' href='/plime-com/l/58032/1/'>1</a></b> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&gt;</a></span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><comment><id>238047</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58032/1/xml_widget.rss#q18</url><title><![CDATA[drumingspz @ 4/14/2008 1:50:26 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/webvideo/l/58032/1/#q17"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>direwookiee</b>&#160;:&#160;I looked at my hand...and I'm pretty sure I have FOUR ridges on the top.<br/><br/>Maybe bananas just aren't made for me.<br/><br/>Or it's cause I'm agnostic.</i></div>Maybe you just have freakish hands and God doesn't make freakish bananas.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/14/2008 1:50:26 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-14T13:50:26+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>237670</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58032/1/xml_widget.rss#q17</url><title><![CDATA[direwookiee @ 4/13/2008 10:23:45 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[I looked at my hand...and I'm pretty sure I have FOUR ridges on the top.<br/><br/>Maybe bananas just aren't made for me.<br/><br/>Or it's cause I'm agnostic.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/13/2008 10:23:45 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-13T22:23:45+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>237657</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58032/1/xml_widget.rss#q16</url><title><![CDATA[teapixie @ 4/13/2008 9:28:24 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[I totally agree doggylives. That man is a douche]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/13/2008 9:28:24 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-13T21:28:24+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>237532</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58032/1/xml_widget.rss#q15</url><title><![CDATA[psycmoe @ 4/13/2008 5:29:16 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/plime-com/l/58032/1/#q14"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : WTG. Any thoughts on the post itself?</i></div>No one talks down like that to Agnostics, it seems.  <br/><br/>Snide comments... damnit.<br/><br/>I hate everyone who argues.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/13/2008 5:29:16 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-13T17:29:16+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>237454</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58032/1/xml_widget.rss#q14</url><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 4/13/2008 3:44:07 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/webvideo/l/58032/1/#q13"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>psycmoe</b> : Lol.  You made my point, I think.<br/><br/>One of the difficulties inherent in text-based communication is misunderstanding a person's intentions.  Phrases that were meant to be amusing and lighthearted are read as deadly insults.  <br/><br/>That's the internet.  <br/><br/>Of course, you're already aware of this, so my &quot;is this your first time&quot; comment was meant strictly to amuse.</i></div>WTG. Any thoughts on the post itself?]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/13/2008 3:44:07 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-13T15:44:07+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>237452</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58032/1/xml_widget.rss#q13</url><title><![CDATA[psycmoe @ 4/13/2008 3:41:23 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/plime-com/l/58032/1/#q12"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : I've totally missed the point of this comment. What?</i></div>Lol.  You made my point, I think.<br/><br/>One of the difficulties inherent in text-based communication is misunderstanding a person's intentions.  Phrases that were meant to be amusing and lighthearted are read as deadly insults.  <br/><br/>That's the internet.  <br/><br/>Of course, you're already aware of this, so my &quot;is this your first time&quot; comment was meant strictly to amuse.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/13/2008 3:41:23 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-13T15:41:23+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>237446</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58032/1/xml_widget.rss#q12</url><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 4/13/2008 3:35:48 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/webvideo/l/58032/1/#q11"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>psycmoe</b> : Welcome to the internet.  Is this your first time?</i></div>I've totally missed the point of this comment. What?]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/13/2008 3:35:48 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-13T15:35:48+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>237441</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58032/1/xml_widget.rss#q11</url><title><![CDATA[psycmoe @ 4/13/2008 3:21:05 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/webvideo/l/58032/1/#q9"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : Smart-ass ;)<br/><br/>*edit* This was a light-hearted, humorous comment. Seems some people are having difficulties recognizing humor.</i></div>Welcome to the internet.  Is this your first time?]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/13/2008 3:21:05 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-13T15:21:05+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>237275</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58032/1/xml_widget.rss#q10</url><title><![CDATA[mutil8or @ 4/13/2008 10:58:51 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[&quot;Good news, ! When I pour the  water into the mans right ear, it drains freely through the left one. 'Tis a sign that the man will be fully receptive to the theory of creation, a wonderful sign indeed!&quot;]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/13/2008 10:58:51 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-13T10:58:51+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>237242</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58032/1/xml_widget.rss#q9</url><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 4/13/2008 9:57:24 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/plime-com/l/58032/1/#q8"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>2manyusernames</b> : No, I was <i>affirming</i> your preemptive strike. :)</i></div>Smart-ass ;)<br/><br/>*edit* This was a light-hearted, humorous comment. Seems some people are having difficulties recognizing humor.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/13/2008 9:57:24 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-13T09:57:24+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>237229</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58032/1/xml_widget.rss#q8</url><title><![CDATA[2manyusernames @ 4/13/2008 9:33:26 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/webvideo/l/58032/1/#q6"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : Errr, you seem to be ignoring my preemptive strike. ;)</i></div>No, I was <i>affirming</i> your preemptive strike. :)]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/13/2008 9:33:26 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-13T09:33:26+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>237222</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58032/1/xml_widget.rss#q7</url><title><![CDATA[redbull_uk @ 4/13/2008 9:17:39 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[I like bananas, but I love pineapple more.<br/><br/>and they're s**t to get into.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/13/2008 9:17:39 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-13T09:17:39+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>237215</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58032/1/xml_widget.rss#q6</url><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 4/13/2008 9:08:05 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/plime-com/l/58032/1/#q5"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>2manyusernames</b> : Yes it is old and has been posted here before but the previous post seems to be amongst the missing ones so enjoy that pipe.</i></div>Errr, you seem to be ignoring my preemptive strike. ;)]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/13/2008 9:08:05 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-13T09:08:05+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>237214</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58032/1/xml_widget.rss#q5</url><title><![CDATA[2manyusernames @ 4/13/2008 9:06:06 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/plime-com/l/58032/1/#q3"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : Just thought I'd pre-empt any comments :D<br/><br/></i></div>Yes it is old and has been posted here before but the previous post seems to be amongst the missing ones so enjoy that pipe.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/13/2008 9:06:06 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-13T09:06:06+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>237150</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58032/1/xml_widget.rss#q4</url><title><![CDATA[haven @ 4/13/2008 5:19:58 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/webvideo/l/58032/1/#q2"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>tvirus</b>&#160;:&#160;Too bad that banana has been cultivated by humans over thousands of years.<br/><br/>Here's what one of God's bananas looks like:<br/><br/><div class='imagecontainer' ><a href='/redir.p?http://www.dasmirnov.net/media/users/paul/PBF_02_3_image_04_full.jpg' rel='nofollow' target='_blank' ><img  src='/images/null.gif' id='xhttpwwwdasmirnovnetmediauserspaulpbf023image04fulljpg' style='border:1px solid #CDCDCD;background-color:#E6E6E6;' alt='Click here to show image'/></a><noscript> <span style='display:inline;width:300px;overflow:hidden;'><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.dasmirnov.net/media/users/paul/PBF_02_3_image_04_full.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://www.dasmirnov.net/media/users/paul/PBF_02_3_image_04_full.jpg</a></span></noscript></div><script>forumimage('http://www.dasmirnov.net/media/users/paul/PBF_02_3_image_04_full.jpg','xhttpwwwdasmirnovnetmediauserspaulpbf023image04fulljpg');</script></i></div>One of the things that has always gotten to me about my mother's preacher: He never puts any research into his examples.  I wanted so bad over the years to take him revised versions of his sermons that are scientifically accurate.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/13/2008 5:19:58 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-13T05:19:58+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>237148</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58032/1/xml_widget.rss#q3</url><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 4/13/2008 5:06:56 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Just thought I'd pre-empt any comments :D<br/><br/><div class='imagecontainer' ><a href='/redir.p?http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/doggyd78/Old-Seaman.jpg' rel='nofollow' target='_blank' ><img  src='/images/null.gif' id='xhttpi157photobucketcomalbumst52doggyd78oldseamanjpg' style='border:1px solid #CDCDCD;background-color:#E6E6E6;' alt='Click here to show image'/></a><noscript> <span style='display:inline;width:300px;overflow:hidden;'><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/doggyd78/Old-Seaman.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/doggyd78/Old-Seaman.jpg</a></span></noscript></div><script>forumimage('http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t52/doggyd78/Old-Seaman.jpg','xhttpi157photobucketcomalbumst52doggyd78oldseamanjpg');</script>]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/13/2008 5:06:56 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-13T05:06:56+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>237147</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58032/1/xml_widget.rss#q2</url><title><![CDATA[tvirus @ 4/13/2008 5:04:34 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Too bad that banana has been cultivated by humans over thousands of years.<br/><br/>Here's what one of God's bananas looks like:<br/><br/><div class='imagecontainer' ><a href='/redir.p?http://www.dasmirnov.net/media/users/paul/PBF_02_3_image_04_full.jpg' rel='nofollow' target='_blank' ><img  src='/images/null.gif' id='xhttpwwwdasmirnovnetmediauserspaulpbf023image04fulljpg' style='border:1px solid #CDCDCD;background-color:#E6E6E6;' alt='Click here to show image'/></a><noscript> <span style='display:inline;width:300px;overflow:hidden;'><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.dasmirnov.net/media/users/paul/PBF_02_3_image_04_full.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://www.dasmirnov.net/media/users/paul/PBF_02_3_image_04_full.jpg</a></span></noscript></div><script>forumimage('http://www.dasmirnov.net/media/users/paul/PBF_02_3_image_04_full.jpg','xhttpwwwdasmirnovnetmediauserspaulpbf023image04fulljpg');</script>]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/13/2008 5:04:34 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-13T05:04:34+01:00</atomdate></comment></items></xml>