....uuuuh, I'll bet I can tell you who did it.

For real. Why an investigation?

Well I doubt that investigation will go anywhere... Who could possibly have a motive?

wow... just... wow

Less painless than a coat hanger.

I'm not sure if this was supposed to say "more painless", as I guess it could be more emotional scarring than a coat hanger...

Somehow I think that in the realm of emotionally scarring, a wire coat hanger shoved up your vagina is a bit more harmful to the ego than a little pill that gives you a painful stomach bug for a few days followed by a trip to the bloody toilet.

Either way, throwing yourself down the stairs is still the best way to abort a baby.

Chapeau, gentlemen, chapeau.

Comments of this nature have no place here. If you can't keep it civil, go find another place to play.

It's great to see that anything even remotely politically incorrect is getting downvoted these days on Plime.

Suggest that slitting your wrist is a good cure for the blues and I'll down vote that too. Think of this as a public service announcement. :D

Pretty sure the downvote was because the comment was viewed as being "rude," and not because it's "politically incorrect."

I'm pretty sure that it can fall under both definitions for some people. Things that fall under the "rude" category to some people often fall under the other as well.

It was considered "rude" because it was considered politically incorrect". It was obviously a joke.

it's good to see that rednecks are finally practicing 'safe sex'.... "Billy-Bob done used this sheeit on his uncle's cow and the sumbich didn't even git knocked up!"

Gee willikers, sarcasm!?

Get over it people, and for the record, I do think that people who are depressed enough to commit suicide should do it successfully instead of the statistically favoured "failed attempts to earn attention". I still think we should have Suicide Booths a la Futurama; more Earth for the rest of us sad saps who don't whine and complain about every little thing.