Was the kid recently attacked by a jelly-fish perhaps? Cause that really works.

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really messed up but i couldnt resist

Gee, I'll bet his mom is proud.

You don't understand the difference. This guy urinates on a child and the public wants to see him executed.

R.Kelly does it and far far far far worse multiple times and it's cool because he can sing. See the difference?

This guy's life is rightfully ruined he'll be in prison, may be killed and R.Kelly buys an island. Makes perfect sense now doesn't it.

never said it was cool... dave chapelle is just a funny, funny man.
hes making r kelly out to be the duesch he is

I know, I was commenting on R kelly, not you.

Gross doesn't even begin to describe it. Hopefully that kid will not remember.

I'll bet that kid was sure pissy that evening though!

I urinated on a kid once. Of course it was 20 years ago and I was 3, but still.

What an interesting way to lie about your age ;)

Wow, I didn't know there was a charge for throwing fluids. That makes it sound like a charge for water balloon attacks.