TED Jesus Christ GOD is TRUE and REAL and ACTUAL SECOND COMING of JESUS and CHRIST and JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD to WORLD Earth. TED NEVER had plucked eyebrows or shaven them and DID get TOO CLOSE to fire and these were burned ACCIDENTALLY and is WHY left eyebrow looks less and was burned! When TOO CLOSE to fire! TED has WARNED TEDians and this is a nuclear war to HUGE NUCLEAR WAR is... read full post picked by 2manyusernames 7 months ago

Weird but way cool Jesus action figures! Biker Jesus, Rodeo Jesus, Football Jesus and more. I should buy this and take them to church. picked by Wasabi 1 year ago

Deemed inappropriate for a holiday fun-time event. picked by tomphoolry 2 years ago

"if there was ever an occasion for someone to have argued against the death penalty, I think Jesus could have done so on the cross and said, ‘This is an unjust punishment and I deserve clemency’.” picked by gammerus 9 months ago

An American eBayer has auctioned off a week-old pancake for $338, claiming it contains images of Jesus and Mary. picked by aclister 9 months ago

2000 years after God sent Jesus to save man kind, he sent his other son Wesley....To make the ultimate sacrifice

All Im saying is the breadstick is my body picked by dork 4 months ago

what you read, while this is NSFW cause it does have naughty bits (not provided by Jesus) but nothing hugely perverted. picked by chez 1 year ago

The similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny. Hail Mary, full of grace(land)... picked by mitzuzake 8 months ago

Displaying a portrait of Jesus in the foyer of a Louisiana courthouse is unconstitutional, a federal judge ruled this week, siding with civil libertarians who sued over the display. picked by doggylives 4 months ago

Parents in Irasburg, Vt., said a teacher crossed the line between church and state when he gave out a handout entitled, "Why Jesus is Better than Santa Claus." picked by muppet 7 months ago

"I don't see any blasphemy here," he said, gesturing at a Crucifixion picture showing a soldier simultaneously beating Jesus and holding his genitals. "People can imagine what they want to."

Kudos and an upvote for anyone who can deliver me the picture in question. picked by doggylives 5 months ago

As miracles go, it is hardly in the same league as turning water into wine.

But Michael Cartwright was still pretty impressed when Jesus appeared in the foil wrapping of his cider bottle down at the pub. picked by AutumnLotus 4 months ago

This undergarment will remind anyone who is tempted to fornicate to not forsake the Baby Jesus... He is watching, always watching. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special ... later. picked by misswinkle 8 months ago

HELLO MY NAME IS DAN AND JESUS <beep> ROCKS! IF YOU HATE JESUS YOU'RE PROBABLY A <beep> <beep> QUEER WHO'S GOING TO HELL FOR BEING <beep> DUMB! SCREW YOU!

complete, uncensored version at link picked by 2manyusernames 5 months ago

A site with your favorite Jesus pictures updated weekly. picked by titojuante 1 year ago

Holographic Jesus .. picked by sasdssdas 1 year ago

Harei village, Shingo, Japan, is said to be the grave of Jesus when he died in the village after escaping Roman persecutors in Golgotha, Israel. According to the myth, in Japan his job was as a carpenter and he made his own cross for the grave at the age of 107. picked by mitzuzake 12 months ago

Jesus sings an uplifting song in this video. This is wrong, wrong, wrong. So why am I still chuckling ten minutes later? picked by gnikgnok 1 year ago

[insert opinion below] picked by suckersklub 10 months ago

Kathy Griffin is outspoken, and her comments about Jesus were deemed "offensive." picked by punthe 11 months ago