Which type is your girl?? Posted: 5 months ago by maxriter
Hard disk girls - She remembers everything, forever.
Ram girls - She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. And more...
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Spice Girls get Therapy Posted: 1 year ago by smilies32
Someone in the Spice Girls’ organization has come to realize what most of us already suspected: these women need therapy, badly.
The Spice Girls will be accompanied by a therapist for the duration of their reunion tour, according to a report.
Executives at record label Virgin are concerned that arguments between the singers could result in one of them deciding to pull out. Bosses will ask the therapist to act as a mediator between the girls, should the worst happen.
A source told the Daily Star Sunday: “This tour will be massive and record bosses do not want anything getting in the way - least of all the girls themselves. They want Girl Power to come back in style, not end in arguments between the girls. So taking a therapist along to smooth out any problems makes sense.
“The therapist will be available any time the girls need someone to talk to so that any disagreements do not get out of hand. It would be a disaster if any of them walked out mid-way through the tour.”
The source went on to say “Wait, no, not disaster. Blessing. A huge, unmitigated blessing. God we hope one of them quits. What were we on when we agreed to this tour? I hate my life.”
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Coming Soon: Hard Drives That Run 50,000 Times Faster Posted: 1 year ago by ogri2003
Physicists in Netherlands and Japan are the first to flip the value of a magnetic memory bit by firing a very short pulse of circularly-polarized laser light at it. Unlike other magneto-optic data storage systems, no external magnetic field was required to flip the bit, which meant that its value could be changed about 50 thousand times faster than the fastest conventional memory. The result could lead to the development of low-cost and ultrafast all-optical magnetic hard disk drives
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Indiana girls beat 12-year-old, posted video online Posted: 6 months ago by 2manyusernames
A group of southern Indiana middle school girls videotaped the beating of a 12-year-old schoolmate and posted it on the Internet
No charges have been filed and police said they have not yet interviewed all the girls, ages 12-14
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Mean girls get the goods Posted: 4 months ago by bingo
GIRLS are no less competitive than boys, they're simply subtler about it, a study of pre-schoolers suggests. While boys use head-on aggression to get what they want, girls rely on the pain of social exclusion.
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Heteroflexible: Girls kissing girls is the latest trend Posted: 1 month ago by Bornbad
"Girls making out with each other to turn on guys is the latest craze at high school and college parties."
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Hard as they may try, the Atheists will not ruin everything Holy about our alphabet. Posted: 1 year ago by Bornbad
We here at Baptists For Brownback 2008 have Copyrighted© the remaining 25 letters exclusively for our Christian use. Praise the Lord!(sorry, we don't have a "What planet are you from" category)
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