<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>jesus and the easterbunny : XML WIDGET</title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><link><id>61849</id><url>http://www.plime.com/arts/l/61849/1/</url><title><![CDATA[jesus and the easterbunny]]></title><description><![CDATA[jesus and the easterbunny short trailer]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>20</score><crdate>5/14/2008 8:13:01 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-05-14T20:13:01+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>16949</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/16949/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus Christ action figures]]></title><description><![CDATA[Weird but way cool Jesus action figures! Biker Jesus, Rodeo Jesus, Football Jesus and more. I should buy this and take them to church.]]></description><comments>7</comments><score>87</score><crdate>4/18/2007 11:10:02 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-04-18T23:10:02+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>48030</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/48030/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus has returned and His name is Ted.]]></title><description><![CDATA[TED Jesus Christ GOD is TRUE and REAL and ACTUAL SECOND COMING of JESUS and CHRIST and JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD to WORLD Earth.<br/>TED NEVER had plucked eyebrows or shaven them and DID get TOO CLOSE to fire and these were burned ACCIDENTALLY and is WHY left eyebrow looks less and was burned!  When TOO CLOSE to fire!  TED has WARNED TEDians and this is a nuclear war to HUGE NUCLEAR WAR is EMINENT even now how looking!<br/><br/>*Probably NSFW*]]></description><comments>19</comments><score>379</score><crdate>1/22/2008 11:33:24 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-22T23:33:24+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>6637</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/6637/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Bloody Jesus parade float called too graphic.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Deemed inappropriate for a holiday fun-time event.]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>21</score><crdate>11/29/2006 9:01:32 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2006-11-29T09:01:32+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>4693</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/4693/1/</url><title><![CDATA[New Jesus film puts race into religion]]></title><description><![CDATA[A new film covering the last two days of Jesus' life is aiming to stir up a new debate about popular representations of Christ by depicting him as black. Furthermore, the film suggests that the persecution suffered by Jesus may have been racially motivated.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>6</score><crdate>10/29/2006 10:48:25 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2006-10-29T10:48:25+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>39028</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/39028/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Halloween Jesus Dress Up]]></title><description><![CDATA[Happy Halloween everybody! Now you can dress up Jesus in a variety of scary costumes just by dragging the items to him with your mouse. They'll snap right into place! Then you can start over again by clicking the RESET button.]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>132</score><crdate>10/20/2007 7:33:17 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-10-20T19:33:17+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>59085</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/59085/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Man sees Jesus on hospital ceiling]]></title><description><![CDATA[As Pope Benedict XVI spends time in New York, a local hospital is getting attention for a water mark on the ceiling some think looks like Jesus. <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-10990" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Picture source</a>]]></description><comments>8</comments><score>240</score><crdate>4/21/2008 4:31:14 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-21T04:31:14+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>25371</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/25371/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus may owe the IRS some money]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Miami-based preacher who has basked in international attention since declaring himself the second coming of Jesus Christ has used charitable donations to his ministry for personal expenses &#8212; paying $144,000 a year in alimony to his first wife and buying property in his and his relatives&#8217; names.]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>59</score><crdate>6/27/2007 12:45:11 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-06-27T12:45:11+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>41660</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/41660/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Can you see Jesus Part II]]></title><description><![CDATA[An American eBayer has auctioned off a week-old pancake for $338, claiming it contains images of Jesus and Mary.]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>78</score><crdate>11/14/2007 8:10:18 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-11-14T20:10:18+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>58493</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58493/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Image of Jesus appears in Hospital Window]]></title><description><![CDATA[An unexplained image in a hospital prayer garden window moved some people to tears and drew groups of people to a hallway before vanishing, according to witnesses. A crowd inside the Florida Hospital Medical Complex in Orlando snapped photos of the image apparently showing the profile of Jesus Christ crying.]]></description><comments>17</comments><score>374</score><crdate>4/16/2008 5:54:19 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-16T05:54:19+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>29911</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/29911/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus is Hitler]]></title><description><![CDATA[i'm not trying to offend people but this made me laugh<br/><div class='qp pad d'><i>Both Jesus and Hitler enjoy pineapple on their pizza</i></div>possibly NSFW]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>148</score><crdate>8/2/2007 7:36:12 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-08-02T07:36:12+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>33916</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/33916/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus case before Kenyan court]]></title><description><![CDATA[A group called Friends of Jesus is seeking to clear the name of Jesus Christ.<br/><br/>Me thinks they miss the point just a bit.]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>45</score><crdate>8/31/2007 12:14:30 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-08-31T12:14:30+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>27608</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/27608/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus goes to a porn convention ]]></title><description><![CDATA[what you read, while this is NSFW cause it does have naughty bits (not provided by Jesus) but nothing hugely perverted.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>120</score><crdate>7/16/2007 5:36:17 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-07-16T17:36:17+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>46462</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/46462/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus vs. Elvis]]></title><description><![CDATA[The similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny. Hail Mary, full of grace(land)...]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>87</score><crdate>1/8/2008 8:41:17 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-08T20:41:17+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>43205</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/43205/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus is for capital punishment]]></title><description><![CDATA[&quot;if there was ever an occasion for someone to have argued against the death penalty, I think Jesus could have done so on the cross and said, &#8216;This is an unjust punishment and I deserve clemency&#8217;.&#8221;]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>58</score><crdate>12/4/2007 12:52:15 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-12-04T00:52:15+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>58677</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58677/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus Comes Down Off The....Wall]]></title><description><![CDATA[Displaying a portrait of Jesus in the foyer of a Louisiana courthouse is unconstitutional, a federal judge ruled this week, siding with civil libertarians who sued over the display.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>28</score><crdate>4/17/2008 9:19:47 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-17T09:19:47+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>48423</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/48423/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Parents Upset Over Jesus Vs. Santa Handout]]></title><description><![CDATA[Parents in Irasburg, Vt., said a teacher crossed the line between church and state when he gave out a handout entitled, &quot;Why Jesus is Better than Santa Claus.&quot;]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>204</score><crdate>1/25/2008 11:30:58 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-25T23:30:58+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>57266</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/57266/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Erotic Jesus Sparks Mass-Debate]]></title><description><![CDATA[&quot;I don't see any blasphemy here,&quot; he said, gesturing at a Crucifixion picture showing a soldier simultaneously beating Jesus and holding his genitals. &quot;People can imagine what they want to.&quot;<br/><br/>Kudos and an upvote for anyone who can deliver me the picture in question.]]></description><comments>22</comments><score>155</score><crdate>4/7/2008 1:46:51 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-07T13:46:51+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>43907</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/43907/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong]]></title><description><![CDATA[This undergarment will remind anyone who is tempted to fornicate to not forsake the Baby Jesus... He is watching, always watching. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special ... later.]]></description><comments>7</comments><score>321</score><crdate>12/11/2007 7:43:36 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-12-11T19:43:36+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>60333</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/60333/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Face of Jesus appears on cider bottle to amazement of pub drinkers]]></title><description><![CDATA[As miracles go, it is hardly in the same league as turning water into wine.<br/><br/>But Michael Cartwright was still pretty impressed when Jesus appeared in the foil wrapping of his cider bottle down at the pub.]]></description><comments>12</comments><score>431</score><crdate>5/1/2008 9:14:14 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-05-01T21:14:14+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>55273</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/55273/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus Rocks! You Suck!]]></title><description><![CDATA[HELLO MY NAME IS DAN AND JESUS &lt;beep&gt; ROCKS! IF YOU HATE JESUS YOU'RE PROBABLY A &lt;beep&gt; &lt;beep&gt; QUEER WHO'S GOING TO HELL FOR BEING &lt;beep&gt; DUMB! SCREW YOU!<br/><br/><i>complete, uncensored version at link</i>]]></description><comments>8</comments><score>328</score><crdate>3/22/2008 11:55:10 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-22T11:55:10+01:00</atomdate></link></items></xml>