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Pregnancy 101

What to do once you got knocked up.
Afterwards proceed with this

DaftGretel @ 5/19/2008 1:08:37 AM

I was guilty of wearing a bikini when I went swimming, during all three of my pregnancies. Not because I really thought I looked amazing wearing one, but because I couldn't stand the feeling of any pressure on my stomach, and even the minor feeling of a tshirt rubbing against my stomach made me feel like I needed to kill someone.

I wanted the relief of being in the water and figured people would prefer to see my bare belly, and my bikini'd body, over me in a full maternity swim suit, puking in the pool.

Maybe I was wrong?

DoggySpew @ 5/18/2008 12:22:38 PM

« kidsizedcoffin : I think I saw a documentary on this once, but shortly after eating the monkey brains, some guy started ripping out people's hearts and then lowering them into lava. It just doesn't seem safe for the baby.

Yeah. That Dr Jones is a HACK !

gammerus @ 5/17/2008 8:39:58 PM

« eLJay : AMEN! When I was 7 months pregnant with my son, I had to ride the train to Bethesda for my ultrasound and NOBODY gave their seat to me. No, they didn't HAVE to, it just would have been nice to not have to stand there for 30 minutes when someone who was NOT carrying a bowling ball inside of them could easily stand and let the pregnant lady sit.

As for cravings...ummmm I don't think anyone should eat monkey brains under any circumstance. EVER.

That is pretty messed up. If the bus is full you give your seat to those that clearly need it more, that includes senior citizens, children, and pregnant women.

bunnysutra @ 5/17/2008 8:25:26 PM

I love that this was posted in "health"

kidsizedcoffin @ 5/17/2008 7:47:18 PM

« larknet : I have (unfortunately) seen women who aren't pregnant but are a bit on the "hefty" side try and get away with wearing thong bikinis. As much as I honor their pluck and spirit for believing that they can pull it off, I also know that it would take a large strand of mental floss to get that picture out of my head.

My good friend Alcohol can also help with that.

larknet @ 5/17/2008 7:40:31 PM

I have (unfortunately) seen women who aren't pregnant but are a bit on the "hefty" side try and get away with wearing thong bikinis. As much as I honor their pluck and spirit for believing that they can pull it off, I also know that it would take a large strand of mental floss to get that picture out of my head.

kidsizedcoffin @ 5/17/2008 7:29:30 PM

« kakana : Since when is ice cream, pizza and french fries better for you than monkey brains??

I think I saw a documentary on this once, but shortly after eating the monkey brains, some guy started ripping out people's hearts and then lowering them into lava. It just doesn't seem safe for the baby.

sparklyeyedgal181 @ 5/17/2008 6:48:32 PM

I'm guilty of "Flattering Swimwear" and "Sharing with Friends"

eLJay @ 5/17/2008 6:41:14 PM

« shinythings : I don't see anything wrong with how she made the guy move.

AMEN! When I was 7 months pregnant with my son, I had to ride the train to Bethesda for my ultrasound and NOBODY gave their seat to me. No, they didn't HAVE to, it just would have been nice to not have to stand there for 30 minutes when someone who was NOT carrying a bowling ball inside of them could easily stand and let the pregnant lady sit.

As for cravings...ummmm I don't think anyone should eat monkey brains under any circumstance. EVER.

kakana @ 5/17/2008 5:40:49 PM

Since when is ice cream, pizza and french fries better for you than monkey brains??

gammerus @ 5/17/2008 5:02:58 PM

shinythings @ 5/17/2008 4:09:15 PM

I don't see anything wrong with how she made the guy move.