A customs officer who took a close look at a consignment of more than 100 large, dead bugs sent from Peru to the Netherlands discovered cocaine had been stashed in their backs. picked by AutumnLotus 11 months ago

An officer cleaning the car at a patrol station Wednesday discovered the nearly 50 pounds of cocaine carefully hidden in hydraulically controlled compartments. picked by psycmoe 1 month ago

She got busted when her co-defendant returned their rented minivan with $1 Million worth of cocaine. How can someone forget they had a million dollars worth of cocaine in the van or miss seeing the multiple boxes!? picked by 2manyusernames 6 months ago

It turns out that having a lower social standing increases the likelihood that a monkey to choose cocaine over food when stressed.

They could have studied humans and found the same results.

*monkey in thumbnail is not a coke-head but an unrelated example of what I like to call an MJ or "Monkey-Junkie" picked by doggylives 5 months ago

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) -- Police say a man named God was arrested near a Tampa church for selling cocaine. Authorities began investigating God Lucky Howard in April, and he was arrested on Saturday. picked by bevissimo 2 months ago

Dutch customs police turned a fake break into a real bust Friday when they stopped a woman trying to smuggle 3.3 pounds of cocaine into the country in a plaster cast on her leg. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

A Port Orchard man was charged with third-degree assault after allegedly cutting a woman's hair as revenge for theft of his tire rims. picked by bevissimo 3 months ago

The cocaine energy drink has been 1-upped. This energy drink kit comes with a vial of powder and a credit card. You can even order a twelve pack that comes in a package shaped like a brick of cocaine! Join me on my first post adventure! picked by nickyrocks 6 months ago

Former world number one Martina Hingis said on Thursday she had tested positive for cocaine during Wimbledon this year and announced her retirement from professional tennis. picked by DemureArt 10 months ago

A Washington State man complained to the police that his cocaine was gone. They arrested him. picked by hisidea 11 months ago

The late rock 'n' roll pioneer Ike Turner died of a cocaine overdose, the San Diego County medical examiner said on Wednesday.

Follow-up: picked by punthe 7 months ago

$2.2 million were given to the University of Illinois to continue the research on suppressing the cravings of cocaine addicts. picked by maxriter 9 months ago

A 400-pound man faces a drug charge after sheriff's investigators plucked a bag of crack cocaine from his belly button. picked by mitzuzake 7 months ago

About $600,000 worth of cocaine washed up on a Central Florida beach Tuesday hours after nearly $500,000 worth of cocaine washed up in South Florida. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

Tons of free cocaine dumped from Colombian speedboats are transforming village life on Nicaragua's remote Mosquito Coast. picked by mitzuzake 11 months ago

Mix cocaine and sugar, pound it and make glamorous brand names. Might turn out a bit expensive, though picked by moebel 1 year ago

A man claiming to be a Catholic priest was arrested Friday at Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport after he was caught carrying 3.5 kilograms of cocaine under his robes, a spokesman for Dutch border police said. picked by muppet 7 months ago

A driver who was high on cocaine destroyed an entire cornfield in an attempt to escape from the police. picked by ogri2003 1 year ago

An unnamed man was arrested in Salt Lake City after allegedly flashing a mouthful of cocaine at police officers. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

This story of drug smuggling includes the phrases "...noticed she had a lot of hair.", "...drugs found under wig" and perhaps the best of all "...glued to the woman's head."

The lesson here is, I think, don't get high on your own supply. picked by pocksucket 1 month ago