Giant Penis Disrupts Graduation
Giant Penis Disrupts Graduation
A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.

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 hmtkstev...
2 months ago
Wait a minute... Saratoga Performing Arts Center... Was this guy a student? Might he have been doing some performance art? what a bunch of hypocrites!
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 smarty10...
2 months ago
"Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,'' said Briscoe, who made the arrest."

Thats the best line.. lol- at least the cop had a sense of humor
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 leehblan...
2 months ago
Wearing a 6ft penis costume during the ceremony is a huge boner to make on graduation day ;)
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 smarty10...
2 months ago
« leehblanc : Wearing a 6ft penis costume during the ceremony is a huge boner to make on graduation day ;)
What a d**k!
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 DoggySpe...
2 months ago
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 germz
2 months ago
haha guys thats me btw

www.myspace.com/calhoooon
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 vexingmo...
2 months ago
« smarty1052 :the lower portion of the costume
aka... the Balls.
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 rdg69
2 months ago
Is it me, or is the faculty at that school a bit testy? (testes, get it? get it? Oh, I give up)
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 bluenutr...
2 months ago
« germz : haha guys thats me btw

www.myspace.com/calhoooon
Really, really?
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 germz
2 months ago
haha yes it is.
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 vexingmo...
2 months ago
« germz : haha yes it is.
No way, dude... Are you serious?

That's hysterical!
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 germz
2 months ago
haha i kno lol
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 donteatp...
2 months ago
« vexingmodstwo:No way, dude... Are you serious?

That's hysterical!
He showed a video of him with that costume in a forum thread... I think it was "youtubing plimates". Nice job, germz. You've been plimed. How long did they detain you?


Oh wait, I forgot my penis joke...

Seems that he came onstage prematurely.
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 WeeBeast...
2 months ago
Stepping on his testicles... that's impressive!
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 mewhiten...
2 months ago
I think if you pull a prank like this and it makes the cops laugh, they should not be allowed to arrest you. It just doesn't seem fair.
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 roarkmei...
2 months ago
where do you get the costume? I want to go in this for halloween. I haven't been trick or treating for years, but this seems like a good reason.
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 germz
2 months ago
spencer gifts

hahaa
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 unzercha...
2 months ago
« germz : haha yes it is.
Well, are you going to tell us the story or just brag about it?
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 germz
2 months ago
Well basically I found my way to the bathroom and felt it was a good place to get erect.

After I was inflated, i went around back to find absolutely no one guarding the back entrance. I followed the announcers voice to the stage and got lucky in a building i've never been in before.

Right before i was about to go on stage some lady was walking about laughing at me right before i got out. Sprayed everyone in a blur of my memory and ran before getting stuck between a d**k and a hard place.

basically a good day, i had pizza after i left the precinct.
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 rdg69
2 months ago
That is just awesome. The silly string just adds to the awesomeness of it.

You entered from behind *snickers*
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