This is bearly believable.

See, what I did there?!

Your joke is un-bear-able.

They say it was a grizzly scene.

It bears repeating that you need to be careful at the zoo. He obviously lost his bearings and didn't realize how close he was to the enclosure.

I hope someone had a camera though, it had to be a Kodiak moment.

Yes, this is a story I can really sink my teeth into.

This is why bears, bear the title, of king of the bearhug.

Heyyy boo boo...i got myself a pic-a-nic basket. (i couldnt resist)

Did anyone get any pictures with their Kodiak??

I cannot believe you all are making jokes about such a tragedy.

I'm almost embearassed by your comments.

seriously you guys.

unbearlievable.

All these comments are the polar opposite of what I thought would be said. I was expecting sorrow and or indifference to this drunk moron's plight. Instead I get puns.

I imagine the scene at the zoo was one of pandamonium.

haha...niice.

Too bad he wasn't in the US. He'd have had the right to bear arms and might have been able to defend himself.

All I have to say is every zoo I've been to you can bearly reach anything dangerous. So in order to "lose your footing" and fall into a bear exhibit you'd have to be standing on the frickin' fence.

I'm guessing "drunk" is an understatement.

Stephen Colbert is going to have a field day with this one...

He might bearly make it for the Darwin Awards.

Well, I would've said something here...

But I see you guys resorted to puns from the first comment, so...

*Walks off*

Hope the bears survive.

<_< you guys took all the good ones!

I can bearly keep from laughing at these comments

HAHA!! I got that!!