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NYC Man Says He Found 7-Inch Knife In Subway Bun
NYC Man Says He Found 7-Inch Knife In Subway Bun
A Queens, N.Y. man is suing his local Subway restaurant after he made a frightening discovery that gives new meaning to his former favorite, the Italian cold-cut trio: a knife baked right into the bun. picked by AutumnLotus 1 month ago
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 vexingmo...
1 month ago
Subway's lawyers should just go ahead and stroke a huge check and save the taxpayers the expense of a trial.
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 funkfros...
1 month ago
Scary, very scary. O.O
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 Nicky666
1 month ago
"I happen to glance down and I see this sticking out of the other half. I turn it around and there's this knife adhered to the bread," he says.
So, he saw the knife...now lets move on a couple of lines:

He says he was sitting at his computer doing work and not looking at what he was about to put into his mouth.
...and now he wasn't looking? what?!

Ah well, doesn't matter *big sigh of relieve*, he didn't bite into the f*ckin knife, good for him!

My favorite part however is this:
Agnesini said he didn't bite into the knife's blade and wasn't cut, but a few hours later, he said he felt sick to his stomach and went to his doctor.
"It did appear that the plastic did melt and the knife was filthy too because I had symptoms and had eaten the bread, the doctor said a slight case of food poisoning," he says.
The knife was filthy too because he had symptoms?
LMAO...he only had symptoms because he's either a hypochondriac or afraid to miss out on 1 million for not going to see a doc.



Agnesini says he's just grateful a child didn't get served the lethal sub first and suffer really serious injuries.
Sounds sweet, but if it really was a lethal sub, that guy wouldn't have gotten the chance to talk out of his *ss so much.
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 Boomshan...
1 month ago
The most this guy should be able to sue for is the $5 the sub cost.

And *MAYBE* the expenses for going to get another one.
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 Moe
1 month ago
Obviously he got the wrong sub. This one was meant to be sent to the local jail.
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 Antt
1 month ago
I don't think that employee will be getting 'Sandwich Artist of the Month' for a while...
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 larknet
1 month ago
Amazing how many time someone will sue for NOT getting hurt, but the possibility that they might have gotten hurt. We are such a litigious society nowadays.

eljay and I got a shocker of an electric bill. Turns out the reader made an error. Maybe we should sue them for possibly injuring our bank account.
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