I don't need this. I can make real poop.

That's lame. I'll tell you the best way to make fake poop, it's something my friends and I discovered in middle school:

Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and put it in a ziploc bag. Now mush the sandwich in the bag until it's a pretty even consistency, and then roll it into a log. If you use crunchy peanut butter, you'll even get little peanuts in your fake poop.

double post sorry

Not bad. Needs corn.

Well, guess what I'm going to do at work Monday.

Who will be the receiver?

The new guy, definitely the new guy.

My sis in law has always wondered how to make fake poop.
Hooray!

I used to make fake doodie with salt dough. After it was done baking and cooling I'd paint it. They looked super realistic and I fooled a lot of people with them. Used to leave them on the sofa or on somebody's bed. Ah, good times.

Somebody keeps puttng fake poop in my pants.

Wait, no... Thats real poop.

Alright who keeps puting real poop in my pants?

Rave reviews on my fake poop, one TP tube makes a rather small turd though. One might want to use two TP tubes. Make sure you tear them up into small (thumb nail size pieces) before forming them.

I'm waiting for a report on a placement of the finished product.