I hosted an 3-7AM music shift, I'd open the phones to see what strangeness lurked - and was never disappointed.

One particular morning just after 5 AM I reeled in the most bizarre phone call. It revolved around the Galliano bottle. Galliano is a Italian liqueur that comes in a tall, slender bottle. Over the course of four and a quarter paranoid minutes the caller pressed his case for why the Galliano bottle is an instrument of pure evil and should be removed from the market permanently (MP3, 4.9 MB):
**nsfw for language and descriptions** picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago