If he could.
This Election is not about the candidates.
It's about George Bush... Um.....He's not running. picked by ReaDiculous 3 hours ago

Here, you can read the truth about Baby Smashers, which are available to the public all over the nation under the guise of "Baby Changing Stations". BabySmasher.com exists to provide the public with a means of spreading the truth about Baby Smashers - educating more people about the true use of these devices. picked by Chamale 3 hours ago

Plime, meet Ho Eng Hui, the 56-year-old Kung Fu king/street performer in Malaysia that used his index finger to smash through the tough shells of coconuts. picked by doggylives 3 hours ago

then you will like this picked by gamaxray 3 hours ago

"What I have done, is I have figured out what a mom would say in a 24 hour period and I have condensed it to 2 minutes and 55 seconds. So strap on your seatbelt, here we go..." picked by lkrofct 4 hours ago

Says they wouldn't let him go to Alaska or Hawaii.. picked by Bornbad 4 hours ago

Where characters go when they die. picked by donteatpoop 4 hours ago

Awake near 24 hours a day, the freak. picked by glik 4 hours ago

A Vietnamese man in Norway lost around 35,000 dollars after he was led to believe that mixing the cash with a special liquid would double its value, Norwegian media reported Saturday. picked by KEROberos32 4 hours ago

Well I did. Lets just say its more than you expected. picked by D3SPiTE 6 hours ago

I want to be the ball buster champ! picked by muppet 6 hours ago

See title. picked by muppet 6 hours ago

Over 500 audio talks on Buddhism and meditation

Hundreds of seminar and lecture transcripts

Free downloads, or listen and read online picked by buddha 6 hours ago

A man who who spent 10 days in jail and two months under house arrest for a bank robbery he didn't commit has received a check but no apology from the FBI. picked by muppet 6 hours ago

According to a family friend, Tylene and her father moved around a lot, so keeping contact with Tammi was difficult. picked by muppet 6 hours ago

Why? Watch the video and find out for yourself. picked by zzz 8 hours ago

100 years ago, a woman fought to have a day to honor mother's after her mother had died. How do we compare today in the celebrations?

I searched. On my honor. Happy Mothers Day to all my sister plimates! picked by eLJay 8 hours ago

Further proof the school officials are completely out of their mind.

Clearly, this picture was promoting ecstasy 100%. Furthermore, does anyone really believe that this cop has listened to any of that music? Honestly. picked by muppetmaker 9 hours ago

This is just too funny.

Someone pranks Charles Barkley and it sure enough, he falls for it. Classic. picked by muppetmaker 9 hours ago

Sex. You love thinking about it, talking about it, planning for it. And now Men's Fitness Magazine wants to know all your dirty little secrets. picked by sbcea 9 hours ago

Is Big Plastic is out to get me? Will my story be told on 60 Minutes? Cashiers who cannot understand the concept of not wanting to use plastic and finding bags in mailboxes. It makes a guy wonder. picked by sbcea 10 hours ago

Sweden seems to have been gripped in a furious spurt of public masturbation recently. They had the serial masturbator, then there was the ‘bus incident’, and now this in which it was earlier reported that the man explained “that he felt an overwhelming calm wash over him when he approached women’s bicycles and smelled the handlebars.”He claimed that he was suffering ... read full post picked by mutil8or 10 hours ago

The 12th installment of the veteran Indie music festival. This year's WE Fest will take place from Thursday, May 22 through Monday, May 26 at the Soapbox Laundro Lounge, The French Quarter and The Whiskey in downtown Wilmington, NC. Over 100 bands confirmed and the cost is just $1.00 per night! picked by sbcea 10 hours ago

If you randomly pick a date from the past 25 years and ask her about it, she’ll usually provide elaborate, verifiable details about what happened to her that day and if there were any significant news events on topics that interested her.

I pity her S/O. picked by doggylives 10 hours ago

It might have been like this. picked by suebe 10 hours ago