I guess he didn't think his fake cough was convincing enough picked by tigertony 6 months ago

Hundreds of grumbling parents facing a threat of jail lined up at a courthouse Saturday to either prove that their school-age kids already had their required vaccinations or see that the youngsters submitted to the needle. picked by marli 10 months ago

A man who shot himself with a concrete nail gun after being stopped by a state trooper near Silverdale is out of the hospital and under arrest. picked by muppet 4 months ago

More taint. This time Daily Show taint.

I guess "taint" was today's lucky word and bcgrote has won a prize. picked by pocksucket 1 year ago

Link takes you to the example, then you can make your own! (The "T", however, said to be in Portland, Oregon, is indeed in Vancouver, Wa., to the north of our fair city.)
Stupid, stupid Google. picked by teresag 7 months ago

Causes a stir with his possible obscene gestures. picked by tomphoolry 2 years ago

A local fire commissioner was charged with assaulting a fellow commissioner with a coffee mug. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

The sponges are so rich with marine life that scientists call them "a kindergarten or living hotel."

More on glass sponges here picked by suebe 1 year ago

Investigators think a Vancouver man may have been accidentally buried and killed while he was digging for treasure in Clark County. picked by muppet 6 months ago

Duncan M. McDonald is finally off the voter rolls after the Australian shepherd-terrier mix was sent absentee ballots for three elections. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

Seattle is considering banning the ancient tradition of bonfires, of lying on the beach at night, lounging around a fire because they contribute to global warming or cooling or climate change or something. picked by 2manyusernames 3 months ago

A pregnant woman is recovering after being beaten and carjacked early Thursday morning in Seattle's Northgate neighborhood.

All that for a mazda? I'd gladly hand mine over without a struggle. picked by muppet 4 months ago

I wonder if he can fake enjoying prison sex! picked by kxmk 1 year ago

An early morning fire still burning at the "Street of Dreams" model luxury home development in Echo Lake just north of Woodinville has destroyed at least three homes, and officials believe a well-known arsonist group is responsible. picked by dollyllama 6 months ago

OK, so it was against the league's worst defense. It still counts. picked by Wingnut 2 years ago

No one ever called Bush MachoMan or BadAss. Some of our presidents though were quite the badasses. Here are the top 5 starting with Andrew Jackson the duelin' cane whippin' machine. picked by 2manyusernames 7 months ago

Sodium, as some of you may remember, is a highly reactive element. It is exceptionaly,as in explosively, reactive with water. A common thing to do in chem labs is to drop a small amount of sodium into water. See what happenes when you drop 20,000 pounds into a lake! picked by 2manyusernames 10 months ago

...and soon every male on the internet will know her name.

(But I'm not going to spill the beans here) picked by tigertony 4 months ago

Despite his objections, a bill has already been introduced that would restrict children under 16 from partaking in ABC gum without parental consent. picked by capnews 1 year ago

Courtney Oliver, 10, has finished her college work load and is now a Certified Vet Assistant.

And to think, when I was ten, the only impressive thing I learned how to do was Masturbate. picked by muppetmaker 7 months ago