As you may know, you can order an iPod from the Apple Store with a custom, laser-engraved message. However, not everything gets engraved. Apple has been rejecting some messages for editorial reasons.

The following is a collection of engravings that were actually rejected by Apple, and some that probably should have been. Enjoy! picked by halvarado 2 years ago

Okay, there's that new fetish:
Bikini girls destroying electronic devices.
Sick in so many ways.
Relatively SFW. picked by suckersklub 1 year ago

There's a huge security problem in the latest iPhone 2.0.2: if you have your JesusPhone password protected, using a very simple trick gives anyone full access to your cellphone private information in Mail, SMS, Contacts, and even Safari. picked by cactushair 2 months ago

More YouTube goodness. picked by hypnotode 2 years ago

And you thought the design ideas were new. picked by suckersklub 5 months ago

Psystar's Web site was overwhelmed Monday after it was found to be selling cheap computers with Mac OS X Leopard preinstalled. This caused quite the commotion, as Apple does not license its operating system to other hardware makers, and specifically prohibits (PDF) end users from installing Mac OS X on anything other than an "Apple labeled" computer. picked by buddha 6 months ago

I'm a noob in iPods and this article helped me a lot, so i thought maybe you can put it to good use too. picked by lumi 2 years ago

Yo I dont got bros, dont hang on the streets
I dont beat my hos, I only beat my meat.
(When white boys go bad) picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

An ugly, one-eyed mascot (albeit for a good cause) tries to get some free airtime by hanging out in the background of a live video shot from in front of the Apple Store in NYC. Unfortunately, the TV producer on the scene doesn’t want him in his shot. Watch what happens when the Fox News producer tries to get him to leave the shot... picked by creach 1 year ago

Hunting for brains, terrifying the customers, and gnawing on iMacs. picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

In 1982, 25 years ago, ninth-grade student Rich Skrenta decided to play a prank on his friends. He wrote the Elk Cloner virus that infected Apple II machines. Although there were earlier viri, it is thought to be the first computer virus to be unleashed "in the wild." picked by 2manyusernames 1 year ago

"I had a very exciting experience this weekend that I would recommend to anyone in the Madison, Wisconsin area: I visited the Mustard Museum. It ’s largely a store full of any type of mustard you can possibly imagine (I bought apple mustard and raspberry mustard), but it does have some very funny exhibits." picked by karenben 7 months ago

Since monday, people have been lined up outside the Apple store in NYC to get their hands on an iPhone. I want one. picked by unzercharlie 1 year ago

A handful of soil is a lot like a banana, strawberry and apple smoothie: Blended all together, it is hard to tell what's in there, especially if you have never tasted the fruits before. But when you look at soil's organic carbon closely, it has an incredible variety of known compounds. And looking closely is exactly what Cornell researchers have done for the first time -- at a scale of 50 nanomete... read full post picked by AutumnLotus 6 months ago

The new iPod Nano (RED) is up to 8GB. $10 of the sale will continue to go to the Global Fund to Fight AIDS in Africa. picked by groggie 2 years ago

Apple might be in a serious trouble these days. Their most talked about cell phone - the iPhone - did not pass the Greenpeace test for chemicals and might be potentially hazardous!! picked by pitim 1 year ago

ELK CLONER, 1982: Regarded as the first virus to hit personal computers worldwide, "Elk Cloner" spread through Apple II floppy disks and displayed a poem written by its author, a ninth-grade student who was designing a practical joke. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

A Chinese factory worker has become a celebrity after her smiling face was accidentally loaded onto an Apple iPhone and shipped to the other side of the world. picked by ConeOfSilence 2 months ago

Michigan farmer's natural solution tackles insects devastating his organic apple crops. picked by MandolinOrange 7 months ago

Nope not with Big Macs, french fries and chocolate shakes, but salads, wraps and apple dippers. picked by funkfrost 4 months ago