of rootbeer!.....and all get breathalyser tests
Real Video---freaking hilarious picked by trushafty38 5 months ago

Pretending to smile can be bad for your health, a leading psychologist has warned.

Office workers wanting to get on, shop assistants trying to sell and call centre workers ordered to be friendly all suffer higher stress levels if they regularly have to put on a grin picked by AutumnLotus 3 months ago

Call it a fad if you like, I call it insanely amusing. I once went an entire week communicating in nothing but objection links. God how everyone hated me.

Copy and paste the following web address into your browser for a secret message. picked by donteatpoop 2 years ago

Badonkadonk Land Cruiser, that's what they call it. picked by maxriter 1 year ago

On a national call in program Putin warns against US invasion to control Russia's oil, announces R&D for a completely new atomic device, and revamping of the national defense. We've been poking the bear with a sharp stick, and now it has woken up, but does it have any teeth? picked by blurmore 10 months ago

I guess you'd call this Costume Puppetry.

The other thing you could call this solo performance of Snow White is impressive. picked by Pocksucket 7 months ago

They call it "the world's funniest dinner trick"
- it's indeed compellingly simple, and quite funny, too. picked by suckersklub 8 months ago

Scarlett Johansson is auctioning off a date to her movie premier on ebay. So call up financial aid and place your bid! picked by caboose09 6 months ago

For women who want to give up smoking, it could be a matter of timing, say scientists.

The chances of succeeding are much higher if they call a halt to the habit in the days before their menstrual cycle. picked by AutumnLotus 4 months ago

Hello Mrs. De Barros, we have abducted your son and... hello? Hello?? picked by Browntrout 2 years ago

Artists named the exhibit "Puppies Are Biodegradable" to call attention to the plight of unwanted dogs. They say they hope their work will help stop abuse. picked by hisidea 1 year ago

"...gentle little people, about 3 to 4 feet tall, and wearing Halloween masks" were in the hall."

Little too much of the "holy water", padre? picked by dollyllama 11 months ago

Many papers allow people to call in and sound off on whatever they found upsetting, to point out errors, or just to vent. Sometimes you have the grammar police calling in (to complain that "the literacy problem is getting worser and worser", sometimes you have those who think that their eyeballs have been secretly implanted with webcams. Here you can listen to actual phone calls. picked by 2manyusernames 9 months ago

The man played blackjack for hours with a smile on his face, changed his clothes around lunchtime, then played some more in the afternoon.
He left the Montreal Casino around 8:30 p.m. that spring night, down $4,500, and then fatally shot himself in his car with a small hunting rifle. picked by srsmits 6 months ago

A Coon Rapids man got a violent surprise when he tried to cancel a Craigslist erotic call girl service that he requested. picked by mutil8or 5 months ago

This web site is a collection of helpdesk tickets gleaned from the support database of my previous job. I was employed there for twenty months, and during that time I had the misfortune of encountering an individual whom I will call George. George is, quite simply, the worst helpdesk technician ever. His grasp on the written word is shakier than a canoe full of epileptics. His knowledge of com... read full post picked by Maven 2 weeks ago

The so-called "bariatric response team" is called in when the patient weighs between 400 pounds (181 kilograms) and 1,000 pounds (453 kg)... picked by DrNothing 1 year ago

A Brooklyn dentist molested a patient and held her captive for several hours, then tried to buy off the woman's husband so that he would not call police, prosecutors said. picked by karmalilly 12 months ago

Well Done of course. A company has created an innovative way to deliver their annual reports. In a tiny book that needs to be baked, in order for the thermo reactive ink to appear in the pages.

They call it, Well Done. picked by muppetmaker 7 months ago

I'd call their early work anyway, VERY evil. I saw them in the late 80's in Cincinatti. During the set the crowd was dead silent. At one point a punk girl turned to her BF in front of me and said, "I'm scared." *NSFW* picked by DrNothing 1 year ago