Turns out she was lost and actually turned onto the tracks. Wasn't drunk but was on the cell trying to get directions! picked by moe 11 months ago

hot latino nympho doing what hot latino nymphos do ... picked by SwampMidget 2 years ago

Here are some of the most eye-catching ways advertisers are highlighting the dangers of alcohol picked by deepcleanfun 12 months ago

A very funny video depicting the drunk social lifes of human beings on the streets of England.
Narrated by famous BBC naturalist, David Attenborough (mixed, of course)
Well done, funny, nearly true. NSFW : language picked by wildminou 1 year ago

So, do they get issued a DUI and a suspended license to fly the Space Shuttle? picked by suebe 1 year ago

God I can relate. Just delete their numbers so you are spared the shame of drunk texting dudes you made it with when they are clearly not interested picked by mydarkroots 2 months ago

Intruders, apparently drunk, broke into the Orsay Museum through a back door early Sunday and punched a hole in a renowned work by Impressionist painter Claude Monet. picked by singletrack 11 months ago

Tvirus had posted the first part of this Drunk HistoryPart 1. This time its Jack Black, and this is absolutely brilliant. (Part 2.5 in the Comments)

One night in November, Eric Falconer drank 8 Vodka Cranberries. Then he discussed a great historical event, Franklin Flying the Kite. picked by MUPpetMAKer 7 months ago

Aurora-based Smith Cos. plans to launch a towing taxi service called NDUIT (No DUI Tonight) later this week in Naperville. It will allow intoxicated drinkers to call for a safe ride home in a tow truck that will also haul their cars. picked by sholom22 1 year ago

After what witnesses described as an all night blinder during which it kept droning on about how it was always being bloody ignored by the whole bloody world and would bloody well stand to do something about it, Australia this morning woke up to find itself in the middle of the North Atlantic. picked by makri 1 year ago

Drum roll please.......

Must be something in the water. picked by singletrack 1 year ago

"I rejected Christianity largely because it would not have allowed me to continue getting drunk and high every night while splitting time between four girlfriends." picked by SoothSayer 5 months ago

The Iranian judiciary's statement said that all 30 were convicted of crimes including murder, murder in commission of a crime, disturbing public safety and security, being a public nuisance while drunk and being involved in illegal relationships -- relationships between men and women who are not married to each other. picked by muppet 1 month ago

BRISBANE, Australia -- A man found asleep in a motorized wheelchair on a highway in northern Australia was charged with drunk driving, police said Monday. Officers in a patrol car noticed the man slumped in the stationary chair about 10 a.m. Friday on an exit lane. Cars were swerving to get around him. picked by bevissimo 2 months ago

Fueled by alcohol and a desire for adventure, the "Wild Vikings" were turned away from Canada and admonished for poking walruses with the horns on their Viking hats.

More on the Wild Vikings picked by suebe 12 months ago

About one in four French 17-year-olds reported getting drunk at least three times in the previous 12 months, while one in 10 said they had got drunk 10 times or more. picked by coldbladed 4 months ago

Apart from a drunk wookie that is.... picked by Fabio 10 months ago

Claiming the designer must have been drunk Spanish fashion chain Zara has withdrawn a handbag from its stores because swastikas were embroidered on it. picked by buddha 12 months ago

A Chinese teacher forced two schoolgirls to drink a bottle of liquor between them as punishment for neglecting their studies. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago

Drinking alcohol is a social custom that has been around since the early days of man. However the difference with today’s alcoholic drinking by comparison to that of say just 200 years ago relates to the scale of damage someone under the influence of alcohol can inflict on their local community when driving behind the wheel of a car. Being drunk and picking a fight is one thing, being drunk ... read full post picked by stas 1 year ago