"Boy Meets World" star arrested on drunk driving warrant earlier this week. picked by mandolinorange 10 months ago

Oliver Stone's biopic of President George W Bush is to show him as a hot-headed, once hard-drinking man whose relationship with his father influences much of his life, including an obsession with Iraq. picked by topofall 6 months ago

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Pure Genius. picked by muppetmaker 2 months ago

Tera McClung's first mistake was getting behind the wheel with a blood alcohol content nearly four times the legal limit with her toddler in tow.

Her second mistake was pulling up to the Taco Bell drive-through window.

*I fully expect Jerry to be getting a complaint from her. picked by dollyllama 12 months ago

This is that man. picked by Wasabi 1 year ago

After an argument with his girlfriend, he jumps out of a fourth floor window. picked by misswinkle 1 year ago

Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, nor dark of night, nor a fifth of vodka shall deter me from my appointed rounds. picked by tomphoolry 2 years ago

She should have stuck with seltzer... picked by DrNothing 1 year ago

CANBERRA (Reuters) - A drunken man's threat to blow up half a city with his television remote control forced Australian police to declare a state of emergency at a luxury golf resort, a local court heard Thursday. "One push of the button will blow up half of Brisbane," Fryatt shouted in the standoff last May before police in the Queensland state capital opened fire with rubber bullets. picked by bevissimo 8 months ago

Some people swear that gin will make them drunk faster than vodka, or shots of tequila get them trashed faster than anything else -- even though most well drinks have roughly the same alcohol content. picked by h2so4hurts 6 months ago

Most of you have been there (and those of you too young to drink will soon find out for yourselves): you've had too much to drink and suddenly, drunk-logic takes hold of your mind. picked by karenben 7 months ago

The girl, whose name was not released, was treated Feb. 22 for serious injuries at Children’s Hospital, where investigators also discovered her blood-alcohol level was nearly twice the legal limit for adults.

*Image not related. picked by dollyllama 8 months ago

An exercise in bad judgment: the mother of the children not only let her children ride in a boat without life jackets and with a drunk driver, but "She apparently did not know Farler until he drove up in the boat and asked if they wanted a ride on the river." picked by arsphidius 4 months ago

This time in Canada. Must be starting a trend here: If you're not allowed to drive a car, and you're often too lazy (or too drunk) to walk, then why not get yourself a motorized wheelchair and assume you can't be touched by the law? picked by rambler 1 year ago

A suspected drunken driver crashed with a motorcycle and then left the scene, unknowingly driving away with the motorcyclist's dead body lodged in the rear window of his car, investigators said. picked by Maven 1 year ago

In a southern German town, upon hearing the fire alarm, a 38 year old man rushed to the fire station, was helped into protective gear by unsuspecting firefighters, and boarded the fire engine.

We've all had our drunken moments, lol. picked by Rambo2020 3 months ago

Doctors take away his giant plastic keys. picked by readingitall 1 year ago

A Polish woman was so intoxicated during her labour, her baby was born 15 times over the limit. picked by AutumnLotus 4 months ago

On August 6th, 2007, Mark Gagliardi drank a bottle of Scotch, and then discussed a famous historical event.

Starring Michael Cera as Alexander Hamilton! picked by tvirus 9 months ago

She is German? Ya don't say... picked by muppet 1 year ago