<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>plime.com : plime.com : Search Results : hired : ATOM 0.3</title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><entry><title><![CDATA[Hired hitman backs out at the very last second and warns wife.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/6636/1/" /><id>6636</id><summary><![CDATA[Hired hitman backs out at the very last second and warns wife.]]></summary><issued>2006-11-29T08:43:27+01:00</issued><modified>2006-11-29T08:43:27+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Husband in for a big surprise.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Cops are hired to monitor trash collection]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/17497/1/" /><id>17497</id><summary><![CDATA[Cops are hired to monitor trash collection]]></summary><issued>2007-04-23T00:38:10+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-23T00:38:10+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A local council in London is paying plainclothes officers &#194;&#163;30,000 pounds ($60,000) a year to track down homeowners who take out their trash at the wrong time.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Man hired stripper for dad's funeral]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/54026/1/" /><id>54026</id><summary><![CDATA[Man hired stripper for dad's funeral]]></summary><issued>2008-03-12T19:29:55+01:00</issued><modified>2008-03-12T19:29:55+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A Taiwanese man hired an erotic dancer to perform at his 103-year-old father's funeral.<br/><br/>Sniff, Sniff, nothing is more touching than a sons love for his father.......]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Woman Kills Hired Hitman]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/35318/1/" /><id>35318</id><summary><![CDATA[Woman Kills Hired Hitman]]></summary><issued>2007-09-11T11:59:37+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-11T11:59:37+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[She managed to kill the man who was hired to kill her . . .]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Lady Fired For Giving Away A Timbit Is Rehired]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/61264/1/" /><id>61264</id><summary><![CDATA[Lady Fired For Giving Away A Timbit Is Rehired]]></summary><issued>2008-05-09T15:24:01+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-09T15:24:01+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[After being <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.plime.com/l/61056/1/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">fired</a> for giving away a Timbit to a baby and hastily reinstated when the doughy dilemma hit the media, single mom Nicole Lilliman says she'll collect her much-needed Tim Hortons paycheque until she can find work elsewhere.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Prosecutor: Hit men hired to end custody fight]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/3503/1/" /><id>3503</id><summary><![CDATA[Prosecutor: Hit men hired to end custody fight]]></summary><issued>2006-10-17T15:31:09+01:00</issued><modified>2006-10-17T15:31:09+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A bitter custody battle left a mother of three paralyzed and breathing through a ventilator after her ex-husband hired four hit men to kill her, prosecutors say.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Did L'Oreal 'whitewash' Beyonce?]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/71659/1/" /><id>71659</id><summary><![CDATA[Did L'Oreal 'whitewash' Beyonce?]]></summary><issued>2008-08-08T07:01:12+01:00</issued><modified>2008-08-08T07:01:12+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Beauty giant L' Or &#233;al appears to have whitewashed Beyonc&#233; Knowles in a shocking magazine ad, digitally lightening her complexion and making the world-famous singer virtually unrecognizable. Is this ad a slap in the face to Blacks?]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[City workers used dead-people data to get hired]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/30797/1/" /><id>30797</id><summary><![CDATA[City workers used dead-people data to get hired]]></summary><issued>2007-08-09T12:33:36+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-09T12:33:36+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Four city of Dallas employees used the Social Security numbers of dead people to get jobs with the city, according to an audit released by the city of Dallas.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The Smelly Laptop]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/73282/1/" /><id>73282</id><summary><![CDATA[The Smelly Laptop]]></summary><issued>2008-08-22T16:37:36+01:00</issued><modified>2008-08-22T16:37:36+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t heard the news, Jerry Seinfeld has recently been hired to do an entire campaign of advertisements for Microsoft. When I learned of this, I thought of a classic Seinfeld episode that could be re-enacted, with only a few minor dialogue changes to bring it up to date.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Princess Hired To Recite Erotic Fairy Tales]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/45010/1/" /><id>45010</id><summary><![CDATA[Princess Hired To Recite Erotic Fairy Tales]]></summary><issued>2007-12-21T15:47:47+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-21T15:47:47+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Norway's Princess M&#228;rtha Louise was part of the entertainment at event firm Gyro's <i>julebord</i> or Christmas Party. The Princess' people won't say what she was paid to talk dirty, nor have they ruled out the possibility of a repeat. Sort of makes your company's party rather mundane doesn't it?]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Ex Mississippi State Coach To Throw Temper Tantrum And Threatens To Hold His Breath Till He Gets His Way]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/sports/l/65065/1/" /><id>65065</id><summary><![CDATA[Ex Mississippi State Coach To Throw Temper Tantrum And Threatens To Hold His Breath Till He Gets His Way]]></summary><issued>2008-06-11T10:04:30+01:00</issued><modified>2008-06-11T10:04:30+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Former Mississippi State coach Ron Polk wanted his friend to be named coach. When the athletics director didn't heed Polk's Holy Edict and hired someone else, Polk threatened to Smite the Evildoer. He is demanding his name be removed from the stadium, is taking the school out of his will, is working to scuttle support programs that benefit the students and anything else he can do to make The Adversary's life a &quot;living hell&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Campus uses goats for grounds maintenance]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/33234/1/" /><id>33234</id><summary><![CDATA[Campus uses goats for grounds maintenance]]></summary><issued>2007-08-26T23:03:04+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-26T23:03:04+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The University of Washington has hired a team of 60 goats to munch on the Seattle campus' weeds and other bothersome plants.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Everybody's a Winner in Car Promotion]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/28108/1/" /><id>28108</id><summary><![CDATA[Everybody's a Winner in Car Promotion]]></summary><issued>2007-07-20T01:02:51+01:00</issued><modified>2007-07-20T01:02:51+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Everyone's a winner after a direct-mail marketing company hired by a local car dealership mistakenly sent out 50,000 scratch-off tickets to residents _ all of them declaring the ticket-holder the $1,000 grand prize winner. Just one of the tickets was supposed to be the grand prize winner.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Newlyweds caught in drag race]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/45695/1/" /><id>45695</id><summary><![CDATA[Newlyweds caught in drag race]]></summary><issued>2008-01-01T12:32:22+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-01T12:32:22+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[SYDNEY (Reuters) - Australian newlyweds kissing on the backseat of their hired car were unaware their chauffeur was street drag racing, until a police siren broke their romantic bliss and ended the race.<br/><br/>...Isn't street racing an 'off the clock' activity?...]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[JPMorgan Chase Breaks Into Your House And Steals Everything You Own]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/67360/1/" /><id>67360</id><summary><![CDATA[JPMorgan Chase Breaks Into Your House And Steals Everything You Own]]></summary><issued>2008-07-01T13:31:37+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-01T13:31:37+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[JPMorgan Chase didn't get the memo that a new couple had moved into the house. So, naturally, they hired a firm to drill the house's locks and take everything they owned, including their food. Now JPMorgan Chase is &quot;taking it seriously.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Joe Girardi is hired as Yankees manager]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/40079/1/" /><id>40079</id><summary><![CDATA[Joe Girardi is hired as Yankees manager]]></summary><issued>2007-10-30T18:04:48+01:00</issued><modified>2007-10-30T18:04:48+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Joe Girardi is back in pinstripes, taking over as New York Yankees manager from his mentor. Girardi was hired Tuesday, agreeing to a three-year contract to replace Joe Torre in New York's dugout.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Outcry over topless shots of model Zippora Seven, 16]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/61419/1/" /><id>61419</id><summary><![CDATA[Outcry over topless shots of model Zippora Seven, 16]]></summary><issued>2008-05-11T20:57:33+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-11T20:57:33+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[An Australian magazine is being investigated after photographing a 16-year-old girl topless in two fashion shoots. Russh Australia, a lifestyle and fashion magazine, hired Zippora Seven for a provocative 18-page editorial fashion spread alongside 16-year-old male model Levi Clarke.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[You want to run that by me again...]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/33825/1/" /><id>33825</id><summary><![CDATA[You want to run that by me again...]]></summary><issued>2007-08-30T21:46:15+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-30T21:46:15+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[An ex-congressman who had sex with a subordinate...won clemency from a president who had sex with a subordinate...then was hired by a clergyman who had sex with a subordinate! The job? A youth counselor of course.<br/>Confused? You won't be after reading the linked page.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Man finds out wife, not daughter, having affair]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/28401/1/" /><id>28401</id><summary><![CDATA[Man finds out wife, not daughter, having affair]]></summary><issued>2007-07-22T09:23:52+01:00</issued><modified>2007-07-22T09:23:52+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[An Israeli man who hired a detective to find out whether his daughter was cheating on her husband was told by the investigator his wife was in fact the one being unfaithful.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Eunuchs hired to collect overdue taxes in India.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/5434/1/" /><id>5434</id><summary><![CDATA[Eunuchs hired to collect overdue taxes in India.]]></summary><issued>2006-11-09T09:14:22+01:00</issued><modified>2006-11-09T09:14:22+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[I'd pay up just to get them out of my shop.]]></content></entry></items></xml>