An Italian husband and wife wanted to name their child 'Friday'. Not only did a judge forbid them from doing so, but ordered that the child would be named Gregory, after St Gregory (whose day the baby was born on). picked by hypersapien 8 months ago

Celebrate after the win, not before. picked by pocksucket 11 months ago

Police posed as a Painting Crew and busted this guy dishing out a few different types of the Marijuana.

I love stupid people. picked by Muppetmaker 7 months ago

This wonderful person (who I hope didn't breed) spent many years of his life and $20,000 writing a book about how black people aren't really people, because the Bible says there is only one race of man. An entertaining read. picked by dumbn00b 2 years ago

A Rural/Metro firefighter accused of exposing himself to a 3-year-old girl said he only urinated in front of her and that it was OK because he was sitting down, a probable cause statement says.

*um, WHAT??? picked by dollyllama 9 months ago

Another candidate for the Darwin Awards. picked by kakana 1 day ago

Hard hitting reporter. picked by iduffee 1 year ago

I bet the native Americans thought the same thing way back when... picked by sean 1 year ago

Kokomo man shoots himself in the genitals during a robbery. picked by Muppetmaker 7 months ago

tip#1: dont rob places while intoxicated picked by iduffee 2 years ago

The 15-year-old had jumped over a 4-foot, 7-inch barrier surrounding an outdoor exercise area for pandas on Monday afternoon while 8-year-old Gu Gu and another bear were being fed, said a man surnamed Zhang, the director of the zoo management office.

*I'd just like to say "YAY" China. picked by dollyllama 10 months ago

California Rep. Bob Filner was facing charges Monday with allegedly assaulting an airline worker at Dulles International Airport. picked by Bandit 1 year ago

Police say a man who was drinking with friends and playing with a handgun accidentally shot himself in the face in Spokane.

Police say when someone expressed concern about the gun early today, the man attempted to prove it was unloaded by pointing it at his face and pulling the trigger. picked by bevissimo 2 months ago

The title in question is "Contagious," a word which Chantal herself denies stealing from Rick Springfield, who denies stealing it from ZOEgirl, who deny stealing it from R. Kelly, who denies stealing it from Bush, who deny...

In related news, The Rolling Stones claim prior ownership of the word "Complicated." picked by Galoot 1 year ago

Future Darwin Award nominee.

Neighbors commented that things definitely did not go as planned for the 28-year-old victim.

Ya think? picked by moe 6 months ago

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - A man was recovering in a Vancouver-area hospital after an attempt to film a mock hanging as a stunt accidentally became the real thing, police said on Thursday. picked by bevissimo 7 months ago

Also asks to ignore the bloated elephant in the room called the budget deficit. picked by Alton 2 years ago

Wiley S. Drake, a Buena Park pastor and a former national leader of the Southern Baptist Convention, called on his followers to pray for the deaths of two leaders of Americans United for Separation of Church and State. picked by kissmenow 1 year ago

Frank Keys Jr. faces up to 40 years in prison after he was found cruising down the highway with more than 200 grams of heroin in the diaper he was wearing. picked by funkfrost 2 months ago

A Fort Worth man said he is trying to keep gang members out of his business with a large sign telling them to keep out.
Some people say the sign is racially offensive, and they want it taken down. The message refers to African Americans in a derogatory manner. picked by dollyllama 6 months ago