"Harvey J. Miller, 43, who has no legs, steered the 1985 Chevrolet truck while Edwin H. Marzinske, 55, operated the brake and gas pedals, according to a report from the Colby/Abbotsford police." picked by cycostinkoman 1 year ago

I'm betting his wife/gf told him she'd help him get it downstairs, but he had to do it this way. picked by bevissimo 8 months ago

"I was brushing my teeth, my husband accidentally pushed me and the toothbrush in my hand broke. I was left holding the lower portion of the brush but couldn't locate the rest of it."

And they find it two months later! LOL picked by proverb 11 months ago

Apparently, a 14 year-old North Carolina boy was almost killed trying to keep his Xbox 360 from overheating. picked by punthe 1 year ago

If he'd take his head out from his nether regions he might actually find out what's going on.

*Video. picked by dollyllama 6 months ago

Are you gay and wish you weren't? All you need to do is Pray Your Gay Away! picked by icepigs 8 months ago

A man climbs inside a balloon and becomes stuck. picked by melgesevad 12 months ago

Aren't these the kind of people you want on the roads? picked by funkfrost 3 months ago

An Italian husband and wife wanted to name their child 'Friday'. Not only did a judge forbid them from doing so, but ordered that the child would be named Gregory, after St Gregory (whose day the baby was born on). picked by hypersapien 9 months ago

Celebrate after the win, not before. picked by pocksucket 12 months ago

Police posed as a Painting Crew and busted this guy dishing out a few different types of the Marijuana.

I love stupid people. picked by Muppetmaker 7 months ago

This wonderful person (who I hope didn't breed) spent many years of his life and $20,000 writing a book about how black people aren't really people, because the Bible says there is only one race of man. An entertaining read. picked by dumbn00b 2 years ago

A Rural/Metro firefighter accused of exposing himself to a 3-year-old girl said he only urinated in front of her and that it was OK because he was sitting down, a probable cause statement says.

*um, WHAT??? picked by dollyllama 10 months ago

Another candidate for the Darwin Awards. picked by kakana 2 weeks ago

Hard hitting reporter. picked by iduffee 1 year ago

I bet the native Americans thought the same thing way back when... picked by sean 1 year ago

Kokomo man shoots himself in the genitals during a robbery. picked by Muppetmaker 8 months ago

tip#1: dont rob places while intoxicated picked by iduffee 2 years ago

The 15-year-old had jumped over a 4-foot, 7-inch barrier surrounding an outdoor exercise area for pandas on Monday afternoon while 8-year-old Gu Gu and another bear were being fed, said a man surnamed Zhang, the director of the zoo management office.

*I'd just like to say "YAY" China. picked by dollyllama 11 months ago

California Rep. Bob Filner was facing charges Monday with allegedly assaulting an airline worker at Dulles International Airport. picked by Bandit 1 year ago