<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>plime.com : plime.com : Search Results : idiot : ATOM 0.3</title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><entry><title><![CDATA[I Park Like An Idiot]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/74615/1/" /><id>74615</id><summary><![CDATA[I Park Like An Idiot]]></summary><issued>2008-09-02T16:30:33+01:00</issued><modified>2008-09-02T16:30:33+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Slap an 'I Park Like An Idiot' sticker on that poorly parked vehicle, snap a photo and send it in. <br/><br/>I cant stand people who park like this.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The Idiot Test 2]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/18496/1/" /><id>18496</id><summary><![CDATA[The Idiot Test 2]]></summary><issued>2007-04-30T11:14:48+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-30T11:14:48+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Back by popular demand, heres part dos of the idiot test. Think you'll pass this one as easy?]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The Idiot Test]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/16929/1/" /><id>16929</id><summary><![CDATA[The Idiot Test]]></summary><issued>2007-04-18T20:39:37+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-18T20:39:37+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[I believe most of the plimers will fail this.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The Idiot Test]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/5547/1/" /><id>5547</id><summary><![CDATA[The Idiot Test]]></summary><issued>2006-11-10T17:49:32+01:00</issued><modified>2006-11-10T17:49:32+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Come on. You know you have a burning desire to find out.<br/><br/>Actually, it's quite fun.  I've just made it past slobbering moron!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Terror scare in Brooklin turns out to be just another idiot]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/25911/1/" /><id>25911</id><summary><![CDATA[Terror scare in Brooklin turns out to be just another idiot]]></summary><issued>2007-07-02T11:47:19+01:00</issued><modified>2007-07-02T11:47:19+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A Mexican man sparked fears of terrorism in Brooklyn last night when his minivan containing a tank with 80 gallons of gasoline caught fire, cops said.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Idiot Comics]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/15284/1/" /><id>15284</id><summary><![CDATA[Idiot Comics]]></summary><issued>2007-04-05T23:02:35+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-05T23:02:35+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[As the name implies.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Idiot Sightings]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/31713/1/" /><id>31713</id><summary><![CDATA[Idiot Sightings]]></summary><issued>2007-08-15T11:39:36+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-15T11:39:36+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[STAY alert! They walk among us... and they REPRODUCE!!!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Presumed idiot criminal uploads pix of self from stolen iMac]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/36694/1/" /><id>36694</id><summary><![CDATA[Presumed idiot criminal uploads pix of self from stolen iMac]]></summary><issued>2007-09-25T13:46:07+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-25T13:46:07+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[what seems to be the thief uploaded pictures of himself and his tattoos to the flickr account of the laptop owner]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The idiot's guide to pronouncing &quot;nuclear&quot; and other difficult words]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/11221/1/" /><id>11221</id><summary><![CDATA[The idiot's guide to pronouncing &quot;nuclear&quot; and other difficult words]]></summary><issued>2007-02-20T22:09:57+01:00</issued><modified>2007-02-20T22:09:57+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[And while you may not be able to upgrade your actual I.Q., you can at least create the illusion of intelligence by practicing the correct pronunciation of these common words and phrases. Fool your friends! Impress your family! Master your native tongue!<br/><br/>Or, at the very least, avoiding speaking like a fool.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Buring Moron]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/59606/1/" /><id>59606</id><summary><![CDATA[Buring Moron]]></summary><issued>2008-04-25T02:10:39+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-25T02:10:39+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Fire + idiot = ...<br/><br/>(But why would you do this? whyy?)]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[How to keep an idiot busy for hours]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/36901/1/" /><id>36901</id><summary><![CDATA[How to keep an idiot busy for hours]]></summary><issued>2007-09-29T23:21:32+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-29T23:21:32+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[I have to try this.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Burning slip n' slide]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/31991/1/" /><id>31991</id><summary><![CDATA[Burning slip n' slide]]></summary><issued>2007-08-17T19:56:07+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-17T19:56:07+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Idiot decides to go down a burning slip n' slide. I found this through Karmalillys slip n' slide <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.plime.com/l/31937/1/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">&quot;thread&quot;</a>. Slightly NSFW]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[How not to avoid a traffic jam]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/74244/1/" /><id>74244</id><summary><![CDATA[How not to avoid a traffic jam]]></summary><issued>2008-08-30T11:01:45+01:00</issued><modified>2008-08-30T11:01:45+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[This idiot driver thought he could avoid a traffic jam by driving <b>BACKWARDS</b> at high speed. Guess how well he did before you watch the footage from the traffic copter.<br/><br/>Repost from yesterday because another idiot forgot the link.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Don't Wanna be a Canadian Idiot]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/61110/1/" /><id>61110</id><summary><![CDATA[Don't Wanna be a Canadian Idiot]]></summary><issued>2008-05-08T16:18:42+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-08T16:18:42+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Best Weird Al Yankovic song ever!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Daycare worker kills tot by taping his mouth shut]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/20920/1/" /><id>20920</id><summary><![CDATA[Daycare worker kills tot by taping his mouth shut]]></summary><issued>2007-05-20T20:11:02+01:00</issued><modified>2007-05-20T20:11:02+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[And in the idiot section of the news today, a daycare worker has killed a 2 year old boy by taping his mouth shut and leaving him for several minutes alone because he would not stay quiet at naptime.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[American Edit]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/12790/1/" /><id>12790</id><summary><![CDATA[American Edit]]></summary><issued>2007-03-10T20:50:12+01:00</issued><modified>2007-03-10T20:50:12+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The mash-up album American Edit, whose creators Party Ben and team9 took the shared alias Dean Gray, pays tribute to the acclaimed Green Day album American Idiot, and was acclaimed as a landmark release in its own genre.<br/><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;ct=res&amp;cd=2&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAmerican_Edit&amp;ei=-2PzRdyYM5S6pwKI7tHjAQ&amp;usg=__7YtuMHViTLGu59W5oqTtGuHPdWo=&amp;sig2=Dn9vw4CIVkO16JyGTwuvdw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Wiki</a>]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Evolution Disproved! (With Peanut Butter)]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/15587/1/" /><id>15587</id><summary><![CDATA[Evolution Disproved! (With Peanut Butter)]]></summary><issued>2007-04-08T13:30:10+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-08T13:30:10+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Ignore that the guy is confusing evolution with abiogenesis and the fact that he's an idiot.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Aunt On Cell Phone When Toddler Killed]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/52330/1/" /><id>52330</id><summary><![CDATA[Aunt On Cell Phone When Toddler Killed]]></summary><issued>2008-02-27T19:02:33+01:00</issued><modified>2008-02-27T19:02:33+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A witness to a crash where a toddler was struck and killed by a pickup truck told investigators that the girl's aunt was talking on a phone and not paying attention when the child was hit.<br/><br/>*the F-state]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Porsche dealer - &quot;I got it wrong with the buy one get one free card&quot;]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/15280/1/" /><id>15280</id><summary><![CDATA[Porsche dealer - &quot;I got it wrong with the buy one get one free card&quot;]]></summary><issued>2007-04-05T22:04:56+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-05T22:04:56+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Glen Fergusson - Sales and Marketing manager for a brand new Californian Porsche dealer. Has lost his job and faces possible legal proceedings as the company strives to reclaim the costs of the 18 Porsches given away free under Glen's Opening day &quot;buy one get one free promotion&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Meth found in a mans prosthetic leg]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/1527/1/" /><id>1527</id><summary><![CDATA[Meth found in a mans prosthetic leg]]></summary><issued>2006-09-28T18:06:10+01:00</issued><modified>2006-09-28T18:06:10+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[That pretty much explains it.]]></content></entry></items></xml>