<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>plime.com : plime.com : Search Results : jesus : ATOM 0.3</title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><entry><title><![CDATA[Jesus Christ action figures]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/16949/1/" /><id>16949</id><summary><![CDATA[Jesus Christ action figures]]></summary><issued>2007-04-18T23:10:02+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-18T23:10:02+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Weird but way cool Jesus action figures! Biker Jesus, Rodeo Jesus, Football Jesus and more. I should buy this and take them to church.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jesus has returned and His name is Ted.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/48030/1/" /><id>48030</id><summary><![CDATA[Jesus has returned and His name is Ted.]]></summary><issued>2008-01-22T23:33:24+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-22T23:33:24+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[TED Jesus Christ GOD is TRUE and REAL and ACTUAL SECOND COMING of JESUS and CHRIST and JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD to WORLD Earth.<br/>TED NEVER had plucked eyebrows or shaven them and DID get TOO CLOSE to fire and these were burned ACCIDENTALLY and is WHY left eyebrow looks less and was burned!  When TOO CLOSE to fire!  TED has WARNED TEDians and this is a nuclear war to HUGE NUCLEAR WAR is EMINENT even now how looking!<br/><br/>*Probably NSFW*]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Bloody Jesus parade float called too graphic.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/6637/1/" /><id>6637</id><summary><![CDATA[Bloody Jesus parade float called too graphic.]]></summary><issued>2006-11-29T09:01:32+01:00</issued><modified>2006-11-29T09:01:32+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Deemed inappropriate for a holiday fun-time event.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[What did Jesus Really Look Like?]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/60368/1/" /><id>60368</id><summary><![CDATA[What did Jesus Really Look Like?]]></summary><issued>2008-05-02T03:57:13+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-02T03:57:13+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Nowhere in the New Testament is Jesus described, nor have any drawings of him ever been uncovered. There is the additional problem of having neither a skeleton nor other bodily remains to probe for DNA. In the absence of evidence, our images of Jesus have been left to the imagination of artists.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Someone is so going to hell for this one.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/14226/1/" /><id>14226</id><summary><![CDATA[Someone is so going to hell for this one.]]></summary><issued>2007-03-26T22:50:34+01:00</issued><modified>2007-03-26T22:50:34+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Jesus sings an uplifting song in this video. This is wrong, wrong, wrong.  So why am I still chuckling ten minutes later?]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jesus vs. Republican Jesus]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/41247/1/" /><id>41247</id><summary><![CDATA[Jesus vs. Republican Jesus]]></summary><issued>2007-11-09T22:30:51+01:00</issued><modified>2007-11-09T22:30:51+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[[insert opinion below]]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Kathy Griffin's Jesus remark cut from Emmy show]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/35381/1/" /><id>35381</id><summary><![CDATA[Kathy Griffin's Jesus remark cut from Emmy show]]></summary><issued>2007-09-12T03:08:45+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-12T03:08:45+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Kathy Griffin is outspoken, and her comments about Jesus were deemed &quot;offensive.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jesus talking head]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/52644/1/" /><id>52644</id><summary><![CDATA[Jesus talking head]]></summary><issued>2008-03-01T09:48:48+01:00</issued><modified>2008-03-01T09:48:48+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Twist Jesus' talking head and your prayers are no longer ignored!<br/><br/>Don't click the post if offended by sacrilegious humor!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[New Jesus film puts race into religion]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/4693/1/" /><id>4693</id><summary><![CDATA[New Jesus film puts race into religion]]></summary><issued>2006-10-29T10:48:25+01:00</issued><modified>2006-10-29T10:48:25+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A new film covering the last two days of Jesus' life is aiming to stir up a new debate about popular representations of Christ by depicting him as black. Furthermore, the film suggests that the persecution suffered by Jesus may have been racially motivated.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Halloween Jesus Dress Up]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/39028/1/" /><id>39028</id><summary><![CDATA[Halloween Jesus Dress Up]]></summary><issued>2007-10-20T19:33:17+01:00</issued><modified>2007-10-20T19:33:17+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Happy Halloween everybody! Now you can dress up Jesus in a variety of scary costumes just by dragging the items to him with your mouse. They'll snap right into place! Then you can start over again by clicking the RESET button.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Man sees Jesus on hospital ceiling]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/59085/1/" /><id>59085</id><summary><![CDATA[Man sees Jesus on hospital ceiling]]></summary><issued>2008-04-21T04:31:14+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-21T04:31:14+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[As Pope Benedict XVI spends time in New York, a local hospital is getting attention for a water mark on the ceiling some think looks like Jesus. <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-10990" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Picture source</a>]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jesus may owe the IRS some money]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/25371/1/" /><id>25371</id><summary><![CDATA[Jesus may owe the IRS some money]]></summary><issued>2007-06-27T12:45:11+01:00</issued><modified>2007-06-27T12:45:11+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The Miami-based preacher who has basked in international attention since declaring himself the second coming of Jesus Christ has used charitable donations to his ministry for personal expenses &#8212; paying $144,000 a year in alimony to his first wife and buying property in his and his relatives&#8217; names.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Can you see Jesus Part II]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/41660/1/" /><id>41660</id><summary><![CDATA[Can you see Jesus Part II]]></summary><issued>2007-11-14T20:10:18+01:00</issued><modified>2007-11-14T20:10:18+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[An American eBayer has auctioned off a week-old pancake for $338, claiming it contains images of Jesus and Mary.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Image of Jesus appears in Hospital Window]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58493/1/" /><id>58493</id><summary><![CDATA[Image of Jesus appears in Hospital Window]]></summary><issued>2008-04-16T05:54:19+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-16T05:54:19+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[An unexplained image in a hospital prayer garden window moved some people to tears and drew groups of people to a hallway before vanishing, according to witnesses. A crowd inside the Florida Hospital Medical Complex in Orlando snapped photos of the image apparently showing the profile of Jesus Christ crying.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jesus is Hitler]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/29911/1/" /><id>29911</id><summary><![CDATA[Jesus is Hitler]]></summary><issued>2007-08-02T07:36:12+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-02T07:36:12+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[i'm not trying to offend people but this made me laugh<br/><div class='qp pad d'><i>Both Jesus and Hitler enjoy pineapple on their pizza</i></div>possibly NSFW]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jesus case before Kenyan court]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/33916/1/" /><id>33916</id><summary><![CDATA[Jesus case before Kenyan court]]></summary><issued>2007-08-31T12:14:30+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-31T12:14:30+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A group called Friends of Jesus is seeking to clear the name of Jesus Christ.<br/><br/>Me thinks they miss the point just a bit.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jesus goes to a porn convention ]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/27608/1/" /><id>27608</id><summary><![CDATA[Jesus goes to a porn convention ]]></summary><issued>2007-07-16T17:36:17+01:00</issued><modified>2007-07-16T17:36:17+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[what you read, while this is NSFW cause it does have naughty bits (not provided by Jesus) but nothing hugely perverted.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jesus vs. Elvis]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/46462/1/" /><id>46462</id><summary><![CDATA[Jesus vs. Elvis]]></summary><issued>2008-01-08T20:41:17+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-08T20:41:17+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny. Hail Mary, full of grace(land)...]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jesus is for capital punishment]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/43205/1/" /><id>43205</id><summary><![CDATA[Jesus is for capital punishment]]></summary><issued>2007-12-04T00:52:15+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-04T00:52:15+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[&quot;if there was ever an occasion for someone to have argued against the death penalty, I think Jesus could have done so on the cross and said, &#8216;This is an unjust punishment and I deserve clemency&#8217;.&#8221;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jesus Moth News]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/74059/1/" /><id>74059</id><summary><![CDATA[Jesus Moth News]]></summary><issued>2008-08-28T17:03:39+01:00</issued><modified>2008-08-28T17:03:39+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[On August 25, 2008, Kirk Harper, a man from Texas, found a moth with an image of Jesus on a recreational vehicle.]]></content></entry></items></xml>