<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>plime.com : plime.com : Search Results : jesus : XML WIDGET</title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><link><id>16949</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/16949/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus Christ action figures]]></title><description><![CDATA[Weird but way cool Jesus action figures! Biker Jesus, Rodeo Jesus, Football Jesus and more. I should buy this and take them to church.]]></description><comments>7</comments><score>87</score><crdate>4/18/2007 11:10:02 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-04-18T23:10:02+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>48030</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/48030/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus has returned and His name is Ted.]]></title><description><![CDATA[TED Jesus Christ GOD is TRUE and REAL and ACTUAL SECOND COMING of JESUS and CHRIST and JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD to WORLD Earth.<br/>TED NEVER had plucked eyebrows or shaven them and DID get TOO CLOSE to fire and these were burned ACCIDENTALLY and is WHY left eyebrow looks less and was burned!  When TOO CLOSE to fire!  TED has WARNED TEDians and this is a nuclear war to HUGE NUCLEAR WAR is EMINENT even now how looking!<br/><br/>*Probably NSFW*]]></description><comments>19</comments><score>379</score><crdate>1/22/2008 11:33:24 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-22T23:33:24+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>6637</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/6637/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Bloody Jesus parade float called too graphic.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Deemed inappropriate for a holiday fun-time event.]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>21</score><crdate>11/29/2006 9:01:32 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2006-11-29T09:01:32+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>29911</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/29911/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus is Hitler]]></title><description><![CDATA[i'm not trying to offend people but this made me laugh<br/><div class='qp pad d'><i>Both Jesus and Hitler enjoy pineapple on their pizza</i></div>possibly NSFW]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>148</score><crdate>8/2/2007 7:36:12 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-08-02T07:36:12+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>33916</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/33916/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus case before Kenyan court]]></title><description><![CDATA[A group called Friends of Jesus is seeking to clear the name of Jesus Christ.<br/><br/>Me thinks they miss the point just a bit.]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>45</score><crdate>8/31/2007 12:14:30 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-08-31T12:14:30+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>27608</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/27608/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus goes to a porn convention ]]></title><description><![CDATA[what you read, while this is NSFW cause it does have naughty bits (not provided by Jesus) but nothing hugely perverted.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>120</score><crdate>7/16/2007 5:36:17 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-07-16T17:36:17+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>46462</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/46462/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus vs. Elvis]]></title><description><![CDATA[The similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny. Hail Mary, full of grace(land)...]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>87</score><crdate>1/8/2008 8:41:17 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-08T20:41:17+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>43205</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/43205/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus is for capital punishment]]></title><description><![CDATA[&quot;if there was ever an occasion for someone to have argued against the death penalty, I think Jesus could have done so on the cross and said, &#8216;This is an unjust punishment and I deserve clemency&#8217;.&#8221;]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>58</score><crdate>12/4/2007 12:52:15 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-12-04T00:52:15+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>74059</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/74059/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus Moth News]]></title><description><![CDATA[On August 25, 2008, Kirk Harper, a man from Texas, found a moth with an image of Jesus on a recreational vehicle.]]></description><comments>11</comments><score>198</score><crdate>8/28/2008 5:03:39 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-08-28T17:03:39+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>48423</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/48423/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Parents Upset Over Jesus Vs. Santa Handout]]></title><description><![CDATA[Parents in Irasburg, Vt., said a teacher crossed the line between church and state when he gave out a handout entitled, &quot;Why Jesus is Better than Santa Claus.&quot;]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>204</score><crdate>1/25/2008 11:30:58 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-25T23:30:58+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>57266</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/57266/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Erotic Jesus Sparks Mass-Debate]]></title><description><![CDATA[&quot;I don't see any blasphemy here,&quot; he said, gesturing at a Crucifixion picture showing a soldier simultaneously beating Jesus and holding his genitals. &quot;People can imagine what they want to.&quot;<br/><br/>Kudos and an upvote for anyone who can deliver me the picture in question.]]></description><comments>22</comments><score>108</score><crdate>4/7/2008 1:46:51 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-07T13:46:51+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>43907</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/43907/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong]]></title><description><![CDATA[This undergarment will remind anyone who is tempted to fornicate to not forsake the Baby Jesus... He is watching, always watching. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special ... later.]]></description><comments>7</comments><score>321</score><crdate>12/11/2007 7:43:36 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-12-11T19:43:36+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>60333</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/60333/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Face of Jesus appears on cider bottle to amazement of pub drinkers]]></title><description><![CDATA[As miracles go, it is hardly in the same league as turning water into wine.<br/><br/>But Michael Cartwright was still pretty impressed when Jesus appeared in the foil wrapping of his cider bottle down at the pub.]]></description><comments>12</comments><score>431</score><crdate>5/1/2008 9:14:14 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-05-01T21:14:14+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>55273</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/55273/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus Rocks! You Suck!]]></title><description><![CDATA[HELLO MY NAME IS DAN AND JESUS &lt;beep&gt; ROCKS! IF YOU HATE JESUS YOU'RE PROBABLY A &lt;beep&gt; &lt;beep&gt; QUEER WHO'S GOING TO HELL FOR BEING &lt;beep&gt; DUMB! SCREW YOU!<br/><br/><i>complete, uncensored version at link</i>]]></description><comments>8</comments><score>328</score><crdate>3/22/2008 11:55:10 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-22T11:55:10+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>31765</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/31765/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus of the week]]></title><description><![CDATA[A site with your favorite Jesus pictures updated weekly.]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>66</score><crdate>8/15/2007 9:09:20 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-08-15T21:09:20+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>25120</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/25120/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Holographic Jesus ..]]></title><description><![CDATA[Holographic Jesus ..]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>-39</score><crdate>6/25/2007 2:01:16 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-06-25T14:01:16+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>35108</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/35108/1/</url><title><![CDATA[The Grave of Jesus Christ - in Japan]]></title><description><![CDATA[Harei village, Shingo, Japan, is said to be the grave of Jesus when he died in the village after escaping Roman persecutors in Golgotha, Israel. According to the myth, in Japan his job was as a carpenter and he made his own cross for the grave at the age of 107.]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>107</score><crdate>9/9/2007 12:23:24 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-09-09T12:23:24+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>60368</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/60368/1/</url><title><![CDATA[What did Jesus Really Look Like?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Nowhere in the New Testament is Jesus described, nor have any drawings of him ever been uncovered. There is the additional problem of having neither a skeleton nor other bodily remains to probe for DNA. In the absence of evidence, our images of Jesus have been left to the imagination of artists.]]></description><comments>5</comments><score>213</score><crdate>5/2/2008 3:57:13 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-05-02T03:57:13+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>14226</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/14226/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Someone is so going to hell for this one.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Jesus sings an uplifting song in this video. This is wrong, wrong, wrong.  So why am I still chuckling ten minutes later?]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>67</score><crdate>3/26/2007 10:50:34 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-03-26T22:50:34+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>41247</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/41247/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus vs. Republican Jesus]]></title><description><![CDATA[[insert opinion below]]]></description><comments>10</comments><score>265</score><crdate>11/9/2007 10:30:51 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-11-09T22:30:51+01:00</atomdate></link></items></xml>