Translates any web page you want into "pimp language". The best pages to translate are serious news articles on cnn or a site like that picked by picklebob12 6 months ago

Brenda Schodt, of Chandler, said she was shocked to look up and see graphic sex acts on her television screen. picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

What's better than having our very own Plime Chatroom, you ask? Why, having it tomorrow, of course! Read the whole thread to find the sweet vision for tomorrow! picked by ReBoot 1 year ago

A former Wal-Mart employee was arrested in the crowded store he once worked at, armed with a 9 mm handgun and an "unreasonable amount of ammunition"

He had left messages expressing his desire to go to prison or die and to make a huge news splash, even telling his wife to sell his story. He did ask that his dog be walked and his library book be returned. picked by 2manyusernames 4 months ago

A video, showing a live alien will be revealed to the news media in Denver. The video recorded with the help of infrared camera shows an alien head looking in the window at night. picked by maxriter 3 months ago

And in the Irony News today... picked by moe 11 months ago

Lou Dobbs the Darth Vader of CNN Nightly News can accept aliens from outer space but not aliens from outside the borders of the United States.
E.T. please phone home… and remember to “press one for English”. picked by 2longdogs 6 months ago

Sex offender tracked down by news crew after failing to register his address. Based on his mug shot, I think his neighbors had a pretty good idea already. picked by tigertony 6 months ago

Periodic Table as it *should* be.
Good news: contains malt and rhubarb
Bad news: no element of surprise picked by TheStep 1 year ago

A mother killed her two children and later went to the nearby college she attended and brandished a gun Thursday before handing the weapon to a health counselor, police said.

Just saw this on the News, Aboslutely horrible picked by dork 5 months ago

The Rev. Jeremiah Wright went to Washington on Monday not to praise Barack Obama, but to bury him.
Smiling, cracking corny jokes, mugging it up for the big-time news media — this reverend is never going away. He’s found himself a national platform, and he’s loving it. picked by DerAlt 4 months ago

CT is now allowing gas station owners to offer discounted prices to consumer who pay with cash rather than a credit card. Considering the bite credit card companies take out of each transaction this is great news for station owners and customers. picked by hmtksteve 2 months ago

One of the blogs which gives you really good news,tips and articles about family travel,family events,women travel. picked by hereger 1 year ago

A 43-year-old Thai man was found dead wearing 15 bras and a mini-skirt belonging to his estranged wife, news reports said Wednesday. I guess he REALLY missed her. picked by misswinkle 12 months ago

This software will flag questionable lines in Wikipedia entries...
...I find it funny that Fox News is telling this story when one of those "dodgy" edits was traced back to them. picked by DemureArt 11 months ago

At least ONE news outlet stops the insanity and reports that MRSA, or drug-resistant staph infection is no worse than last week, last month, or last YEAR. picked by leehblanc 10 months ago

Because you cannot have too many parodies. picked by gammerus 9 months ago

News of politicians' extramarital affairs seems to be in no short supply lately, but if humans were cut from exactly the same cloth as other mammals, a faithful spouse would be an unusual phenomenon. Only 3 percent to 5 percent of the roughly 5,000 species of mammals (including humans) are known to form lifelong, monogamous bonds, with the loyal superstars including beavers, wolves and some bats. picked by AutumnLotus 5 months ago

I really hope there is more to this story than the poor excuse for news writers have left us with. picked by 2manyusernames 1 year ago

A chance for people to see all the wonderful dancers, choreographers and teachers in the world of Lambada/Zouk. A venue for people to communicate their passion for the dance, with articles and updates about the world of Lambada Zouk picked by lindale 1 year ago