This guy is a complete moron picked by sbalaciu 1 year ago

So They Did. Here's the video picked by shoestix 8 months ago

The Bierstick is a syringe for beer. It allows you to drink 24 ounces in less than two seconds and it's FDA-approved for use in swimming pool and lingerie parties. It only costs $20, plus the $500 you would probably need to pay for the busty girl in white undies required for it to work properly, according to the photos in the instruction manual. Via picked by gOOBer 3 months ago

A 22-year old Rhode Island woman tried to conduct a drive-through robbery of a bank while riding in the back of a hired limousine... picked by jokestarter 1 year ago

A Pizza Hut delivery driver, James Spiers was fired (not suspended, as everyone thinks) from his job when he defended himself with his legally owned gun that he had a permit for, because of Pizza Hut's no weapon policy.

By the way, I work at the customer service line for Pizza Hut, and I think that this is the dumbest policy ever. picked by Jerry520 5 months ago

Step One: Steal a snake
Step Two: Return to scene of crime to ask for books on how to care for stolen snake
Step Three: Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200. picked by murphyz 2 years ago

Then I hope you like PAIN!!!

*note* This might be duped from this but since I can't watch embedded videos at work I don't know.

*note 2* If this is a dupe, it should stickied cuz this never gets unfunny... picked by moNet 1 year ago

Lauren Cleri was a contestant on Moment of Truth. For $100,000 she confessed that she'd rather be married to her ex-boyfriend than to her husband. She then goes on to answer another question wrong and loses it all.

The one she got wrong? You have to see it to believe it.

More at the LA Times. picked by Kevertje 6 months ago

The second part of this picked by kamaloo 7 months ago

Police have confirmed that a man found dead in a paraglider crash Wednesday was Greg Kehl.
The crash did not kill Kehl. picked by deepcleanfun 12 months ago

Note from Woman to Judge: "Kiss my @$$"

Note from Judge to Woman: "Remember that suspended five year sentence? Serve that, plus an extra 90 days." picked by bandit 8 months ago

This quick test will tell you if you are stupid. picked by whi73rav3n 2 years ago

You are not going to believe this. Young guys trying to have sex with a box, hell, just sexing around the whole apartment. So...they decided to put it on YouTube. (The rehearsal must have lasted about a week) picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

Woman is healed through prayer and wants to stop her benefit payments. Government says they can't as the computer has no button for miracles.... picked by henkspaan 9 months ago

Of the many powdery substances that have gone up the Rolling Stones guitarist's nostrils, the strangest is surely his father, Bert.
"My dad wouldn't have cared," Richards said. "It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive." picked by VooDooPeacock 1 year ago

The result? A fireball to the face. Oh, I get it-this was in Florida. picked by misswinkle 1 year ago

Can't help but agree with everything said on here. picked by dOntEAtpOOp 7 months ago

I've been a little disappointed with how gimmicky the Wii turned out to be. Based on these patents Nintendo just filed, I think I should go ahead and buy an Xbox 360. picked by tvirus 7 months ago

Q: What are the last words of a Redneck?
A: Hey Y'all, watch this! picked by Bandit 1 year ago

The father of a 5-year-old boy who police said fatally shot his 4-year-old sister on Sunday was charged Thursday with Class A and Class D felony neglect. picked by dollyllama 4 months ago