Well... it's a monkey peeing into his own mouth. I don't know what else to say.

He seems to be enjoying himself at least. picked by tvirus 9 months ago

Finally! picked by glik 1 year ago

The infant has cystic fibrosis, and each of the children was dirty, hungry and appeared to be in need of medical attention. picked by kxmk 1 year ago

Poppy seeds eaten even the day before a drugs test can give a false positive for heroin use. Leave those bagels alone! picked by sparky 2 years ago

It does seem to me that urine-related thefts are on the upswing. picked by arsphidius 6 months ago

"It is a strong odor, and it smells just like what it is" picked by wellarmedsheep 2 years ago

Never mind the number of people or the lack of water, I'm thinking there's a lot of pee in that pool, Yikes!! picked by Turtle 1 year ago

A jury on Friday ruled in favor of Sidney police Officer Keith Andrew, whose two sons, then 4 and 7, were sickened by the food they ate at a KFC/Taco Bell in October 2005. Sidney is a town of about 6,000 in western Nebraska. picked by bernardblack 3 months ago

The Straight Dope explains what happens if you choose Not. picked by gnikgnok 2 years ago

Those pesky questions every kid asks, such as "Why is my pee yellow?" or "Why are my hands all wrinkly after I take a bath?" or my favorite, "Why do boys have nipples?"

I do recall asking some of these questions... picked by ricecakesy 6 months ago

I was as diplomatic as possible, but I had to say I suspected her of making people sick and that I wanted specimens of her urine, feces and blood. It did not take Mary long to react to this suggestion. She seized a carving fork and advanced in my direction. I passed rapidly down the long narrow hall, through the tall iron gate, . . . and so to the sidewalk. I felt rather lucky to escape. picked by DaftGretel 1 year ago

Chinese woman came to a hospital suffering from blood in her urine, when doctors found her body pierced inside with 26 needles. picked by maxriter 1 year ago

Thousands of small white boxes containing samples of blood, serum and urine are all that remain of a 25-year, $143 million program to find out if the herbicide Agent Orange made Vietnam War veterans sick. picked by DrNothing 1 year ago

Thank you for bringing in a sample of your (stool, urine, etc.) from home. I'll put it in my personal collection of things that really gross me out.
--Douglas Farrago picked by doggylives 4 months ago

The suspects beat the man with a wooden paddle, burned his neck and shoulders with cookies immediately after taking them from the oven, shaved off some of his hair and poured urine over him from a soda bottle, police said. picked by mitzuzake 11 months ago

The police have finally caught the man who's been tickling women in the nude (he was in the nude, not the women) - after he urinated in a milk carton. picked by TheStep 12 months ago

The synthetic field had to be hand-sprayed with "an environmentally safe" disinfectant. Some girls have been disciplined picked by Hoosker 1 year ago

From recycling urine and testing algae to creating animal habitats and transforming landfills into parks, artists are finding novel and sometimes quirky ways to heal the world picked by eyanna7 4 months ago

This teacher is an *&%$#&* stupid, idiot. picked by super 11 months ago

"A surgery meant to reverse a colostomy on a Dover man went horribly wrong last year, resulting in fecal mater being discharged from his penis and urine passing through his colon, according to a lawsuit filed in Superior Court."

Um, ew picked by digitalgimpling 11 months ago