that all well and good but when the power station is on fire its useless,

Just get a legion of these lil' guys and they'll take care of the problem.

the arch enemy of babies:

Ouch Looks painful

Edit:


The enemy of all diapers

You just need some of this.

Don't need it. There's no pooping here.

Superdog can poop anywhere he pleases. He is above the law!!

Guess whom he answers to.

Here you go Supes:



This is Krypton, periodic symbol Kr, Atomic Number 36. An odorless, colorless gas.

There is no such thing as Kryptonite, so this is the closest approximation. And that's OK because there is no such thing as Superman either.

im guna go old school and drop one of these on you

Pshhht, there is no such thing as weight on the Challenger!

The challenger is no match for the CHAMP!

Stem cells.

Not if he has to say anything about it...

Trim that Bush!

Rusted shut!

And no fire, been done too many times!

Apparently wd-40 can be disposed of in a landfill





Incidently WD-40 means Water Dispersant - 40, as it was the 40th formula that they had tried.