Just bring those pants to grandma, she'll hem them up for you. While you're waiting, sit on the couch and have yourself some cookies.

Is that the REAL Gramma Poop? If so, automatic win.

Not mine. You're welcome to kill this one off, or in some other way defeat her. (unless you just can't defeat this gramma)

She's got some pretty bad arthritis.

Robots don't get arthritis.

Will kicks robot booty!

Hows this feel Nerd!

trying pulling a wedgie when she goes commando

We're sending someone in to handle the situation.

No, thanks. We'll just take care of that once and for all...

The good doctor will stitch it back, and maybe 2 extras just to be on the safe side:

aww...your doctor died :(

Sausage Pirate beats Skeleton Doctor.

Apparently, you CAN have too much of a good thing. I think Capt. Schlong there falls into this category.

5 sausage bicyclists beat 1 errol flynn sausage pirate

Lorena Bobbitt

Lorena cut it only half way off.

The guy on the photo finds he is most excited by being strangled during lovemaking, and he soon requests his lower to kill him in this fashion. She then severs his genitals and writes, "Sada and Kichi, now one," in blood on his chest. According to the police report she carried the genitals for days with her close to her body.
This movie was one of the recommended movies in high school, my class watched it with our academic adviser, he was also our literature teacher.

Lorena failed this time...

These ought to take care of that hanging bit in the front there!