yes, this raccoon is dead. But perhaps not for long.

He is dead and now "You have the right to remain silent." (but perhaps not the ability)

..the umbrella corporation has just terminated your position. Severance package will arrive on your doorstep by days end.

An umbrella is not match for a typhoon

Your typhoon's computer controlled front wheel landing gear didn't operate:

Lucky for this...

Look before you leap

While their hungry backs were turned, someone snuck up from behind and...

No wait! Don't step there.

this guy will clean up that mess...

Yum.

But...

That's a woman eating bugs...

Ah well.

Them bugs don't like that and are going to start eating people.

This woman's first:

Flash Gordon is nothing compared to the real flash.

(edit, Flash error message, for those who have never seen it) ;)

It's on this Flash Drive.

Microsoft hope, dream and pray that this is what will beat Flash



I know that's really a reply to MTHead's Flash, not Bandits but it works for me.

Microsoft.

time machine

OK, I'm confused now.

I was willing to let the Flash Gordon one slide - I didn't get it, but possibly there's an episode from the comics or the Buster Crabbe serial where Flash beats some giant ants, but I'm gonna need an explanation of how a time machine beats a blue screen of death.