Of course there is the classic:

Two penguins are sitting in a tub.
One says pass the soap.
The other says, "No soap, radio"


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha aha ha ha ha ha haha

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.

When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked.

"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."

How do Germans tie their shoes?

In little Nazis.

Three men are sitting at a bar and talking about the last birthday present that they got for their wives.

The first one says, "I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds!" The other two ask him what he got her. "I got her a Porsche. And she's never been happier in her life."

The next guy says, "I know what you mean. I bought MY wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! -and she's on cloud nine!"
"That could only be a Ferrari," the other two say.

"And what did you give your wife for her birthday?," they ask the third.
"Now, I don't want to brag, but I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds."

"No way," say the other two, "That's way faster than the Ferrari and the Ferrari's the fastest thing there is!"

"That's hard to believe. What did you bought her?

I bought her a weighing scale.

Out of curiosity, and to see just how old the above "no soap, radio" joke is.

Is there anyone here who does not know this joke?

That's an old one. Entertaining to run into it here. Great find/memory!

Remember this one?:

Two strawberries are in the shower. One says to the other, "Will you pass the shampoo?" The second replies, "What do you think I am, your typewriter?"

Ha ha ha ha! God I haven't laughed like that in a long time, thanks 2many. Meh.

Sorry, maybe I'm not old enough? (see how I managed to apologize and offend in one sentence there?) I don't get/understand that one or ReBoots follow up.

Oh dear, now you've all got me started.

Q: What's the difference between a chicken and the Kyoto Protocol?
A: One is a domestic fowl; the other is an international convention on climate change.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and custard in the other, so I turned to him and said "Aren't you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill as it happens."

Q: What did Batman say to Robin to get him in the car?
A: "Get in the car."

A white man, a black man and an Indian walk into a bar. What a wonderful example of an integrated society.

Wait, wait... Is that surrealist humor?




How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish!

Nope, it wasn't. Lol, yours was a good example, though.

Oh, and ya'll look here:

Not a joke, but a very entertaining webcomic I found while browsing for jokes. Lol.

[EDIT:] LOL, Hey Jax, look at this:

Okay, not to ruin the joke, but the meaning behind the "no soap, radio" joke is that there is no meaning behind it.

It doesn't really work in a forum.
It works best in a group setting in real life.
What would have happened is myself, ReBoot, and Imnotyou would laugh our ass off at it. You wouldn't laugh at first because you wouldn't get the joke. Most likely you will start to laugh so as not to sound ignorant or unhip. Of course when you start laughing at the joke, that makes it funny for those of us in on it which makes us laugh more which makes you laugh more.

Hey, it was funny when I was in school

---never mind---

No soap radio at Wikipedia.

I don't get either of them either. And 2manyusernames' exlanation didn't really help me. Maybe I'm just slow hehe.

Basically that makes you and I the a*****es who ruined the joke.

Let me explain it again.

First of all, there is nothing to get. It isn't funny. There is no meaning behind the joke.

What happens is when a couple of people are laughing, you will feel self-conscious that you don't get the joke. You feel it must be funny, cause the others are laughing. You don't want to be embarrased, you don't want others to think you aren't cool enough to get the joke, so you laugh anyhow, pretending that you get the joke.

It is a prank, when you laugh it is obvious that you are only laughing to not feel dumb in front of your friends.

Does that make it clearer?

Ha

Me thinks it worked, at least a little bit. Meh. Oh well. Where's the chips?

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?

None, because alligators don't fly.

Whahahahahaha

Okay I get it. I'm gonna try it out some time.