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 Nunkii
4 months ago
« craziesean : ya back in Altons day they use to do crap like, play outside, read a book, generally do "stuff"!! but atleast us kids get to sit back and play our xboxes and PS devices while stuffing junk food into our gobs and having heart attacks by the ripe old age of 28! God Bless America!
I still do play outside. Every weekend I go outside and do something where I can almost kill myself! But when its late at night, I usually just play some videogames =0)
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 chinook
4 months ago
I'm cold and sick and achey and tired... and I have to still drive 5 hours to get home. These quick weekend road trips are killin' me!

It doesn't help that gas will be $1.40/l once I cross the AB/SK border :(
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 Nunkii
4 months ago
I was sleeping in seriously late one afternoon, when my cellphone rings above me head on the headboard...I groan and reach over to pick it up, look at the caller ID and it says "Withheld." Normally, when it says "Withheld" it means someone purposefully blocked their number.

So I let it ring until it went to voicemail. I don't know who it is, I'm not picking it up.

As soon as I roll back over to fall back to sleep, it starts ringing again...muttering certain explicits under my breath I roll back over, yank it up and see that it's "Withheld" again.

I open up my phone and grumble a very agitated and sleepy "Hello?"

To which I'm replied with a very deep and breathy "Hey....... Are you wearing any panties?"

I jolt up in my bed and my eyes are bugging out of my sockets...I go... "Excuse me?"

"Withheld" replies "Are you wearing any panties?"

I'm thinking (What idiot randomly dials people to have phone sex? Aren't there hotlines for this?)

I decide I'm going to mess with him a little...I say to him, "Well, that all depends."

A groan erupts from my little "Withheld" friend and he goes "Oh.... Depends on what?"

I reply "Are you wearing your panties?" He moans into the phone and says "No... I'm completely naked and I'm stroking my cock right now and it feels so good."

To which I reply with "Oh..... Really? Would it help you to know that you're talking to a cop right now?"

*click*
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 smarty10...
4 months ago
« Nunkii : I was sleeping in seriously late one afternoon, when my cellphone rings above me head on the headboard...I groan and reach over to pick it up, look at the caller ID and it says "Withheld." Normally, when it says "Withheld" it means someone purposefully blocked their number.

So I let it ring until it went to voicemail. I don't know who it is, I'm not picking it up.

As soon as I roll back over to fall back to sleep, it starts ringing again...muttering certain explicits under my breath I roll back over, yank it up and see that it's "Withheld" again.

I open up my phone and grumble a very agitated and sleepy "Hello?"

To which I'm replied with a very deep and breathy "Hey....... Are you wearing any panties?"

I jolt up in my bed and my eyes are bugging out of my sockets...I go... "Excuse me?"

"Withheld" replies "Are you wearing any panties?"

I'm thinking (What idiot randomly dials people to have phone sex? Aren't there hotlines for this?)

I decide I'm going to mess with him a little...I say to him, "Well, that all depends."

A groan erupts from my little "Withheld" friend and he goes "Oh.... Depends on what?"

I reply "Are you wearing your panties?" He moans into the phone and says "No... I'm completely naked and I'm stroking my cock right now and it feels so good."

To which I reply with "Oh..... Really? Would it help you to know that you're talking to a cop right now?"

*click*
and u all say I have wierd friends, lol... p.s. whats ur number?




on a different note.. i'm stuck wearing a cast on my right arm for about the next 3 weeks due to some torn ligaments and the tearing off of my pinky, lol so the doc said I have to bag it b4 I shower..? so how do I clean it? I dont wanna have one of those nasty smelly casts in a couple weeks
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 sykeo56
4 months ago
« smarty1052 : on a different note.. i'm stuck wearing a cast on my right arm for about the next 3 weeks due to some torn ligaments and the tearing off of my pinky, lol so the doc said I have to bag it b4 I shower..? so how do I clean it? I dont wanna have one of those nasty smelly casts in a couple weeks
Dude, I'll say it again, your life is nuts! Tore off your pinky? What, exactly, do you mean by that, and how did it happen?!
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 smarty10...
4 months ago
« sykeo56 : Dude, I'll say it again, your life is nuts! Tore off your pinky? What, exactly, do you mean by that, and how did it happen?!
actually it was a very wussy way, lol.. I was sober and playing Flag football.. I was diving to try and grab the flag off this kid and i missed and Went hand first into the ground running full speed.. my right hand pinky hit first and just with the force behind it kinda tore apart from my ring finger leaving a big gash and just kinda hanging, lol It didnt bleed for a while b/c of addrenaline i guess.. i threw some paper towel on it and taped it up and finished the game

but after I stopped playing it started gushing and hurt like hell and i almost passed out while the doc was stitchin it up in the ER, and my bro was laughing at me.. i had rubber pellets from the turf stuck in there too that he had to use the tweezers to get out
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 smarty10...
4 months ago
« chinook : I'm cold and sick and achey and tired... and I have to still drive 5 hours to get home. These quick weekend road trips are killin' me!

It doesn't help that gas will be $1.40/l once I cross the AB/SK border :(
$1.40?? can u ship me some gas?? I'll pay $2.80 and u keep the profit.. :-)
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 Moe
4 months ago
Dude that is way cool about the pinky.

$1.40?? can u ship me some gas?? I'll pay $2.80 and u keep the profit.. :-)
And dude, you need to read what she said - $1.40 per liter. Which is about $4.60 per gallon.
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 smarty10...
4 months ago
« Moe : Dude that is way cool.
yea but i think im the only one accident prone enough to get hurt in a non contact sport.. we did win though and it was the championship game for my leauge
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 smarty10...
4 months ago
« Moe : Dude that is way cool. And dude, you need to read what she said - $1.40 per liter. Which is about $4.60 per gallon.
oh, well that sux, lol.. y cant everyone use u.s. measurements it'll make it a lot easier for us non-cultured people.. I get confused when i buy gas in canada... almost ran out driving home from toronto on my bday
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 Maven
4 months ago
« smarty1052 : $1.40?? can u ship me some gas?? I'll pay $2.80 and u keep the profit.. :-)
Do the math-that's per liter, not per gallon. It's about $5.30 per gallon, without the exchange rate, which currently favors Canada.

Gas is $4.19 on base, and the county average is $4.33. I honestly don't know how people who commute 40+ miles a day can afford to even go to work.
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 chinook
4 months ago
« smarty1052 : $1.40?? can u ship me some gas?? I'll pay $2.80 and u keep the profit.. :-)
Aren't you in Detroit? Hop over to Windsor; it's only $1.26/l there, which is a nice 14c cheaper than what I'm paying!
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 smarty10...
4 months ago
« chinook : Aren't you in Detroit? Hop over to Windsor; it's only $1.26/l there, which is a nice 14c cheaper than what I'm paying!
yea but the tunnel is like 3 or 4.50 american :-( so by the time I use the gas to get rhough there and pay the toll both ways to get back i might as well save the 8 or 9 extra dollars and stay here.. I think all bridges and tunnels should be free
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 Nunkii
4 months ago
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
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 Nunkii
4 months ago
/sigh if you wanna see Mickey Mouse so bad, just move the fridge back and you'll see one. Hell, in some houses, you'll see tons of Chuckie Cheeses scattering around. I don't see how Mickey Mouse is so "awesome," but okay.
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 chinook
4 months ago
So I decided to actually go to the doctor today and I won.....

......a chest x-ray! Yay me :(


I have to leave for the field in a few days. I can't be too sick.... this is not good. I'm not supposed to go to work tomorrow, either, but I've got so much crap to do before we leave for camp. Where's the magical "make-you-better" fairy when I need her?
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 bingo
4 months ago
« Rowangrey : I woke up this morning and my very first thought was, "Man... I love my job!"
WTF is wrong with me? :)
It's SATURDAY.
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I'm so glad I finally found my "calling".
What is your job?
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 Chez
4 months ago
« chinook : So I decided to actually go to the doctor today and I won.....

......a chest x-ray! Yay me :(


I have to leave for the field in a few days. I can't be too sick.... this is not good. I'm not supposed to go to work tomorrow, either, but I've got so much crap to do before we leave for camp. Where's the magical "make-you-better" fairy when I need her?
I'm sorry cheenookie :( I do hope it's nothing serious and that you get well soon!
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 chinook
4 months ago
« Chez : I'm sorry cheenookie :( I do hope it's nothing serious and that you get well soon!
Aww, thanks.

I'm sure I'll be fine, though my doc thinks I've either got pneumonia or I'll get it soon. I don't think I'll go to the office tomorrow, if only to keep my gross germs to myself (don't want to make everyone sick). Either way, I've got drugs and I've got girlie movies, so I guess I could be in a much worse situation!
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 Moe
4 months ago
I had double pneumonia about ten years ago. High fever all the time. Half the time, I was so hot I wanted to take my skin off. Then literally 2 minutes later I was so cold I could not pile on enough blankets. Profuse sweating continuously. This went on for a few days. Then I went to the doc and got antibiotics. He told me that my immune system would now be compromised for good thanks to this, and I can tell that he was right.

Take the f*cking drugs and stay in bed, capiche? Anyone tries to get you to come to work before you are fully recovered and you tell them I'll break their kneecaps for them.
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