Actually you can pretty much grow anything here if put enough water on it. You cannot drive anywhere here without seeing palm trees, cacti, and fruit trees. There are orange trees used as public decorative foliage in some places.

Anything, you say? Hmm...and it's still 4/20.

:D

Oh and Dolly? You know that feeling of total weirdosity (yes that is a word) you get when you are driving down the NJ Turnpike at 3 in the afternoon and you are passed by an SUV with six nuns in it wearing Indian headdresses and doing bong hits out the window and mooning the VERY obviously gay biker gang going by at 90 mph?

That is the feeling I get seeing you post the name of my hometown on Plime.


I'm just sayin'

Actually yea, a lot of houses here are separated by cinderblock or wooden fences that are 7 feet tall, so you could grow sh*t in your backyard and probably get away with it.

What state is this? O.o

Well last I checked, Phoenix is in Arizona. Unless the Mexicans made a move on us last night and no one told me.

I have just purchased a McFlurry, an oreo one to be precise.

I ask for extra Oreo when I get them, because Oreos are good, especially when combined with icecream.

Arriving home I had dinner waiting for me so I stuck it in the freezer, still untouched, and went and sat down with the folks and fam and ate. Hoped online, had some fun poking around, making some art stuff, whitened my teeth, then went about remembering my McFlurry so I retrieved it from the kitchen.

I started eating, not noticing any extra oreo, actually not noticing much oreo at all. Finally I get half way through it and realize there is something hard on the bottom of the cup. After pushing some ice cream around I soon realize that there is a solid layer of oreo stuck to the bottom of the cup, like a tectonic plate of chocolate cookie it sat there and I couldnt break it, even though it was thawed. All the cookie was lying at the bottom.

Damn McDonalds.

That'll teach you for ordering extra

You're sooooo metrosexual.

That deserves a thread.

Point noted. I didn't put the state though :)

Oh and if you're worried about stalkers, keep in mind that Jerry doesn't know where Phoenix is.

Stoooop it you silly goose. Geeeeeez....

*does the conga out the door*

On Saturday I deconstructed* a shed and moved it across town to where its new home will eventually be without injury.

Sunday, I made a sandwich an nearly** sliced the tip of my finger off.

That's got to proves something, not least that I can't really be trusted with sharp things.

*As in took it to pieces, not as in trying to change its shedly essence by examining how it refers to other sheds. That would be foolish.

**By nearly I mean "nothing like nearly". But as you can't see it I might as well exaggerated to try and elicit as much sympathy as possible. It was a pretty deep cut though. Blood everywhere.

My mom was in Phoenic over the weekend. Srsly, Moe, I hope you were well behaved.

The powere was out at my house for 8 HOURS yesterday. Not impressed.

I said you were metro, not a stereotypically gay hairdresser from the '60s... or whatever you just did there. ;)

the gastrointestinal distress avie is seriously disturbing

I haven't been able to plime much lately. I miss you all, and hope that you're all doing well.

{hugs} miss you too, MO...Hope all is well.

I work at a place where I'm constantly hearing addresses in different states. Arizona, huh?


*writes something down on a notepad*

what is the story behind these furry hats the guards wear?



seriously