A 12yo girl is an awkward creature, lingering somewhere between childhood and adulthood. It's a traumatic thing to watch.

Just turn on Disney channel. It does for 12 year old girls what NASCAR does for the south.

It'll be like shes not even there.

I'm back from Chicago.

*hugs* I missed you. Now let's talk about Star Trek, and geek out, you sexy beast!

I'm envious of the people in my songs.

I feel awful. As if there is a moshpit of skinheads battling Japanese Train loaders deep in my guts.

Reminder:

Be nice to people whose jobs suck.

And to people whose jobs don't :P

Both my girls got through dance qualifiers to go on the the national championship finals.

woot!



I'll upload my other girl when I get my camera from the car.

it is done.





WEE

I cut my finger.

I cut my toe.

EMO!!

I'm Ron Burgundy?

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Don Burnstick is hilarious.

I cut wind.

I'm Ron Jeremy



No, really. I mean it. I really am.

I'm in Winnipeg and it's weird. It's also hot outside, and I'm happy I'm leaving it for Nunavut tomorrow morning. I also can't find my uncle's name in the phonebook and I can't get a hold of my grandma or anyone who'd have his number. Curses!

I am begging all of Plime....PLEASE DO NOT UP OR DOWN VOTE MY RON JEREMY POST ANY MORE!!!!

For the love of all that is holy.