I was amused by the juxtaposition of these two posts:

*raises hand*

I resent that! I can clean up my artwork, sir!

anything in particular you're looking for?

Nothing in particular. I mean, if you have a cool character, I'd be interested in seeing it (if you're okay with that) and it may give me a little inspiration to write something.

otherwise i was going to spend some time brainstorming ideas/story lines.

i spent some time as a elementary school librarian and i was amazed at the (imo) stupid books we had in the collection.

so pretty much anyone can write a children's book, but getting it published is a different story...

I know, I am having that problem too.
Unless you are a celebrity, then it doesn't matter how bad it sucks.

I saw a Phainopepla today......eating berries from my yard.

I'm finally home, but for a mere 3 sleeps. I'm dancing around my kitchen in my underwear listening to music. I think almost everything is better when there are no pants.

truer words...truer words.

I have trouble spelling tongue. I don't know why. Plus I'm to tired and lazy to find the go to bed thread so goodnight.

I ate too much at lunch and I am now considering bulimia. I feel like I am going to puke anyway.

What did you have?

My FREAKIN left eye will NOT stop twitching. It is driving me NUTS!!

ARRRG!!!

ice it!

I once had a twitch in the bridge of my nose that lasted off and on for weeks. Insanely annoying.

Eat an apple. Sometimes muscle spasms can be caused by lack of potassium. If it's a nerve spasm, I have no idea how to treat that.

I will have to try that.

And the ice thing.

It is either that or I am doing my own eyelid lift.

I had a buffalo shrimp appetizer and a turkey havarti melt with fries. All very delicious. I had not eaten that much food in one sitting since thanksgiving I think.

I just finished writing "Bargain Bin Abortion".
I've been working on it for 2 years, it's about damn time.
*proud*

I have this pet theory that Heath Ledger was actually murdered so that The Dark Knight could make more money. You'll have to admit that his death will push their profits sky high.

:D