iz true!

Seeing as how most bras today have excellent support, maybe the future generation won't have saggy boobs when they get older...

Currently, they're working on filling bras with 'superhelium'.

In the future, I hear, boobs just float around in their own zero-gravity.

If you don't have kids, you may not have "saggy" boob syndrome.

Mine have held up pretty well thus far.

It was 97 degrees today.

I could really go for a Long Island Iced Tea.

i'm going to wonderfest on saturday! punthe and rowangrey are going too! but i have no f**king idea how to meet up with them there, and i think they both already left. :C

Well, yes, but not on this matter.

I'm dreading September 13th. =0( I can't think of anything else.

Time for some campaigning

oops

I just reconnected with my old best friend from highschool. We're hanging out one of these days. :)

My mother is down in Orlando for a business thingy, and she was out on a smoke break at her hotel when she met these Scottish male flight attendants around the mid 20's age range.
Thinking they were hilarious [and cute] and wanting me to meet them, she asked if they ever heard of Plime.

They said no, and mae wrote down the URL for them.

My mother is so odd.

Lmfao!!!!!!! Wtf?! Does your mum not also know that it's a legal requirement that flight attendants are gay?

I bet I get downvoted by an outraged flight attendant now

How much is a pound in grams?

My friend called to ask me how to pump gas.
She's on the phone and I'm talking her through it step by step.
How does someone not know how to pump gas?!

1 lb = 453.592 grams

Or did you mean these....

Next time you need to convert something, just try typing it into the address bar of your browser (if Google is your default search engine, otherwise you have to go there first...).

1 lb in g will immediately lead to a Google page displaying the result.

I'm sad I couldn't buy the movie Die Falscher on DVD before I go back up to camp tomorrow. I was looking forward to watching it.

What does it mean if I knew the conversion immediately without having to look it up?

....freak.