WOOO HOO!!!!! I totally forgot!! This is going to be an AWESOME 4TH!!

(See the `It doesn`t need a thread of its own` thread)

WOOO HOOO!!! Top `o the Page post!!!

I think I may dig the corpses up from my backyard so that they can enjoy the fireworks tonight.

YAAAAAY July 4th!

Remember, remember, the Miracle of Berne!

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So where's your video, America?

Right here.

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based on true events.

Oh. Right. I forgot we gave you that one.

The director could have been replaced easily in that one. The lead actor, however; was the perfect fit for the role and was born and raised in west Philadelphia where most of his days were spent maxing and relaxing and chilling all cool while playing some basketball on the playground outside of the school.

Only on Plime can you see Hugh Laurie in a pink bunny suit standing in front of an American flag.

Happy 4th, y'all.

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I figured I'd post this since it's actually relevant for once.

Dude, I.... I.... you got problems

LOL... just kidding ;)

Oh. My. God.

*Spurts*

My version of stars and stripes


The 'stripes' are almond sugar cookies, the 'stars' are mint sugar cookies.

Happy 4th, all!

I didn't sign up in your cookie thread.. I don't need to be eating cookies.

Please! don't torture me with pictures! (Jeebus they look good!)

Oh god I want cookies!

It's not like you get a thousand cookies, silly. ;) I'd be happy to send a smaller version--maybe 2 of 3 kinds? ;)

But I get it, and badbud will whomp me if I go pushing cookies on the unwilling. And thanks!

How dare you torture us!!! They look Delish! Yum.

Happy 4th everyone!

But you don't understand.. A thousand is not enough.. One is too many.

Hi, My name is Kakana.. I'm a cookieholic.

Hi Kakana..

It all started with Oreo's.. sweet, sweet Oreo's.
just a few to start with.. then it was more.. and more. I graduated to Chips Deluxe.. OMG.. I can't describe the feeling.. they were soooo good.

One day my sponsor told me she baked the best Toll House cookies this side of the Mississippi. This isn't right, she's supposed to help me. She gave me a few.. and dammit.. I was hooked.

I can't believe it happened.. nobody ever thinks it would ever happen to them. I started paying for it.. Fresh baked Toll House cookies.

This went on for months.. I'd buy the ingredients.. she'd make the cookies. I was looking over my shoulder all the time.. surely someone would notice all of my flour and sugar purchases.

Then one day.. I was wheeling my grocery cart out of WalMart.. and there was a tap on my shoulder.. Mr. Kakana?, Uh, yes.. can I help you? Well, Yessir.. we're from the department flour and sugar abuse.. and it seems you're buying an awfully lot of these products.

Sigh.. I had no defense.. they had me.. I was guilty. I pained me to no end.. but I gave up my baker. She was really pissed at first, after time, she realized that cookies really wasn't the way to make a living.

So.. as it is.. we're both serving time in hell.. the b***h that it is.. I still really want cookies.. ANY cookies.. even those cheap windmill cookies from the dollar store!

Please.. anyone.. Cookies.. please!!!!!

Maven those look so good! I don't like almonds but DAMN you made my mouth water!! :O

I handed most of the cookies over to neighbors with children.

Then Hubbin and I went to the drive in! First time in many, many years for either of us. We sae Wall-E and Get Smart, and then didn't get home until after midnight (unusual for us)

This morning, the cat woke me up at 5 wanting food, and the dog woke us both up at 7 with a howl! He is normally very quiet, so it was quite a shock.

enabler :)

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I'm not patriotic in any sense of the word, but this song is still awesome. Originally it was a British drinking song called "The Anacreontic Song"